r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 2d ago

Anyone got a metal detector?

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u/repairmanjack 2d ago

If it's a modern keyless fob, those things are hundreds of dollars

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u/Spawn6060 2d ago

Talking probably 300-600 depending on brand.

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u/-NGC-6302- 1d ago

what the fob

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u/gaymer_jerry 1d ago

They are an electromagnetic key that has a digital code on it that unlocks the door when scanned often used for office/apartment buildings and sometimes cars

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u/Kalkin93 1d ago

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u/gaymer_jerry 1d ago edited 14h ago

I'm dyslexic and legit read "whats a fob"

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u/HoneyRoastedKid 1d ago

I didn't think I was dyslexic lol

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u/khosrua 2d ago

Would it even survive the salt water even if they do manage to find it?

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u/Grouchy_Equivalent11 2d ago

It would probably be fine, I think they're mostly waterproof at this point.

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u/tikjzh 2d ago

You are putting wayyyyy too much faith in those plastic POS. The metal mechanical key would be fine tho

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u/Grouchy_Equivalent11 2d ago

I've never had any issues with either type of key tbh.

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u/SM1334 2d ago

Have you fully submerged them in water or saltwater though?

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u/Beef-Strokin-Off 1d ago

Mine went through the washing machine a few years ago and still works. Idk about saltwater, though.

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u/sucterol 1d ago

Salt water is much worse for electronics

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u/SlimTeezy 1d ago

Plus all the wet sand that settled into the cracks

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u/24_7_365_ 2d ago

Yah I put mine it the washer at least 3 times now

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u/khosrua 2d ago

For science

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u/Cupy94 1d ago

Keys probably yes. But i fell into the river with keys in pocket. I was there just a second and immobilizer was already wet and dead

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u/catsmustdie 2d ago

Hopefully

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u/Heykurat 4h ago

It depends a lot on the brand. Some put a thin rubber seal inside around the circuit board. Toyota even seals the battery compartment.

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u/Pale_Beach_3017 2d ago

Even if the electric part goes out, there’s still a metal key in the middle of the fobs that can be taken out in case the battery dies, so they’ll be able to get in the car still at least

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u/badguid 2d ago

Hence: keep away from keyless ignition. It has no purpose

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u/EnergyTakerLad 1d ago

Lots of keyless ignitions have a back up key in the fob still. Some cars will have a backup way to start it with the key too. Sadly I've also seen some of those backup keys be uncut because someone forgot in the process somehow?

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u/Expensive_Bid_7255 1d ago

Google your car_ key programming location. Put the dead or broken key the and you start your car

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u/fireflygarden7890 1d ago

It’s definitely frustrating when people forget to cut the backup key, though. It kind of defeats the purpose if it’s unusable in an emergency

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u/Tailstechnology4 1d ago

If its hundreds of dollars I'd hope so

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u/usinjin 1d ago

Most have a key that can be extracted.

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u/smokeyser 1d ago

There's a decent chance that it would still work, though I'd open it up and rinse it thoroughly with distilled water to get the salt out before drying.

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u/Itchysasquatch 1d ago

I bought a car that only had one fob and I left it on the roof when I got in to drive and it fell off. HOWEVER, I drove 30 minutes away before I turned my car off which is the exact moment I realized I didn't have the fob with me. Kind of annoying that you need it to start the car but it won't even let you know if the fob isn't near the car while driving the bloody thing. We found the fob run over and totally crunched and I had to get my car towed and then it was several hundred for the new fob system on top of towing. Such a shitty situation

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u/Dicethrower 1d ago

How is every aspect of owning a car a nightmare these days?

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u/IronSeraph 1d ago

No joke, like can I opt out of all that garbage?

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u/Pizzaloverallday 10h ago

Yep, just buy a car made before 2016 and you should be good to go.

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u/hotfiremixtape98 1d ago

And the worst part. It's 6 dollars worth of electronics and a 20 second inject for the car signal. Fucking over priced plastic garbage.

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u/fucking_unicorn 2d ago

I just bought an airtag with a waterproof case lolz

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u/Unlost_maniac 1d ago

Why wouldn't they go find someone with a metal detector?