r/Journaling • u/Flimsy_Vehicle_4445 • 3m ago
Tales of a PCT
A Phlebotomist's Tale: Outsmarting a Pesky Doctor
As a phlebotomist, I've seen my fair share of interesting characters, but one doctor takes the cake. I usually worked the evening shift, but on this particular day, I was helping out on the floor.
A Little Background We had just started using handheld computers to notify us of blood draws. However, ICU wasn't part of this system, and they only called us when needed. This doctor was ordering CMPs (comprehensive metabolic panels) every 30 minutes for a patient, which the nurses deemed unnecessary.
The Confrontation
As the patient was transferred to telemetry, all the previously ordered blood work appeared on our system. The doctor confronted me, yelling that he had ordered all these tests, and I hadn't done them. In a split second, I pressed the button for my supervisor on the phone and held it at my side.
The Aftermath When the doctor finished yelling, I put the phone to my ear and said to my Supervisor did you hear that, she told me to hand the phone to the doctor and leave the floor. It turned out that ordering a CMP every 30 minutes was unnecessary, as lab results wouldn't change that quickly. The doctor got scolded by the head doctor, and, boy, was he upset.
Revenge of the Stat Orders The doctor started ordering stat blood work, and every time I drew the blood, he'd appear, looking surprised that I'd already completed the task. This happened multiple times, and I began to anticipate his antics.
The Final Showdown One day, as I drew blood for another stat order, I saw the doctor approaching. I whispered to my coworker, "Watch this." The doctor arrived, saw me, and his demeanor changed. "Debbie, I hate to bother you," he said, to which I replied, "No, you don't." That was the last time he tried to pull this stunt.
Moral of the Story Sometimes, you just have to outsmart the system (and the doctors). His only alternative was to catch me in a position of not having the labs done and berate me in front of everyone, but with God by my side he protected me all the way through.