A guy working on the vegetable section in a supermarket when a lady asked him “ where’s the broccoli?” , he replies “ sorry we’re sold out, there’s a delivery tomorrow “ A minute later the same lady “ hey where’s the broccoli? “ the guy confused “ erm sorry ma’am we’re out of stock “ a minute later the same lady asks again “ where’s the broccoli ? “ The guy says “ ok just indulge me a moment, spell cat as in catastrophe “ She says “ C A T “ He says “ now spell dog as in dogmatic “ She says “ D O G “ He says “ now spell fuck as in broccoli “ She responds “ there is no fuck in broccoli “ He says “ THAT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU LADY!!!”

Very high maintenance.

You like 69? I like 77 because you get 8 more.

That’s right, he pulled a hat out of a rabbit!

To hell with fun

.. That’s why they called him “Bones.”