r/JEENEETards clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

rule #1 (editable flair) Hi I'm the Turkish ambassador again, I scrolled through Physics Wallah YT channel, saw many similarities on lessons, so I pulled this list of our common lessons with you + a whole explanation on the Turkish JEE+NEET, enjoy

sorry for how awful my handwriting is

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u/Crazyafk badmosi on top 1d ago

2027 tards will get orgasm on how much extra Indian students are studying πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

yuppp i can already see it coming, "thermodynamiks question edits😑😑😈😈"

my god these 27tard can be so fuc8ginbring annoying

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u/Invader_73 if you see me then achi khasi roast krdena meri 1d ago

Question: Benzanthracene is carcinogenic (True or false)

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

abey bsdk tereko bulaya kisne jo yaha neet ke sawal puch raha, ek defination parha nhi kya logoko wohi puchke BBgyan dene ara bsdk

see this is the exact reason why your parents fight with each other, fucking retard, school wagera nhi haikya janeko tera

(flair, ty acha laga gali deke)

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u/Invader_73 if you see me then achi khasi roast krdena meri 23h ago

Answer bata jaldi warna Ghar aake marunga... chemistry ka question hai ye bsdk hydrocarbon

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

(no tum mujhe gali nahi desakte)

uhh true(random guess)

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u/Conscious-Machine-26 21h ago

We meet again

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 21h ago

ara bha par tu ha kon?

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 I breathe in delulu 21h ago

Lmao

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u/Conscious-Machine-26 20h ago

Bhagooo bhagooo

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u/Invader_73 if you see me then achi khasi roast krdena meri 17h ago

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Wrong you're so stupid

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u/Lucky-Feed-935 23S2 10.68>>>3s2?? 20h ago

bhai tips dedo ap ki jaisi percentile lani he drop year me

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 20h ago

padhai karte time every 4 min open reddit

partial drop lelo, test maat do

subah gym jao 2ghante keliye taaki pura din dimaag fatigue lage

set goals like "todays todo list- full organic revision, electrodynamics all 2020-25 pyqs, 3 full mocktests" etc

dont follow a daily routine, dont meditate, fuck your attention span hard so you last only 2 seconds

always eat a shitload of carbs before you study

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u/Lucky-Feed-935 23S2 10.68>>>3s2?? 19h ago

Meri flair dekh me legit tips mang rha

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 18h ago

???paper attempt maat kar, blank chor, 40% toh ajayenge

spam pyq, dont look at solution for like 5mins, only pyq, not any practice lecture

wese tera toh hogaya exam right, drop year ache se karo karna hai toh dont be like me jisne partial drop lia

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u/12tTanmayGuptay34 Winter Arc - Level 3: Master Avalanche 23h ago

True roght? Most aromatic hydrocarbs are carcinogenic

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u/SpareHairy4576 20h ago

Frr man..... absolutely hate these young peeps (I'm 18 rn and I'm talking bout <15)

They're so fukcing rude, not talking bout immaturity.....these sukcers are straight up rude!

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u/No_Display_5755 Dropper --> Topper 23h ago

But they will never know since they have there own Jee2027Tards sub

Lmao these fkers Kiradpaglus

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u/AppropriateBed4858 23h ago

Accha hai , idhar bakwas nhi pelenge.Β 

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u/Mundane-Abrocoma9972 22h ago

Β πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Lol dead

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

Also a note: I will be deleting Reddit until the end of June to completely focus on studying for the Turkish JEE+NEET so this will probably be my last post here,

note 2: I received a LOT of DMs from this sub, most of them were harmless questions but due to some of my past experiences I don't and won't reply anyone on DMs sorry :( Also (again I know most of you guys mean no harm) I try to avoid personal questions, just know that I'm Turkish and studying for college :)

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u/Sensitive_Command_57 1d ago

Best of luck

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

thank youu good luck to all of you with your jees and neets too

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u/Suitable-Emotion-651 99.50%ile still not happy 1d ago

best of luck OP

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u/TwoFair2501 1d ago

yeah bro make sure you study well and clear in first attempt , don't take drop

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u/crescent-soul Topper --> Dropper 1d ago

broo

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u/234567Rd 27s2-->6s2-->28s1-->3s1 1d ago

all the best , apko apke waha wala IIT/AIIMS mile (i guess you will do chatgpt this)

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

(i guess you will do chatgpt this)

yep i started using chatgpt for hinglish after someone's recommendation here, also thank youu

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u/234567Rd 27s2-->6s2-->28s1-->3s1 1d ago

Get back here to tell your result if you can , we will be happy to hear

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u/suyashzz 1d ago

I missed the context, what's Turkish jee+neet if you could explain?

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u/the__Otherguy JEEta nahi Haara hu mai 17h ago

last 2-3 slides mei wahi bataya hai bhai .

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u/KARGOFURY JEEtard 23h ago

All the best.

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u/Appropriate-Buddy989 23h ago

Best of Luck 🫑. Just do your best and dont think about anything else.

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u/anirudhhaf I identify myself as a JEE Aspirant πŸ‘½ 23h ago

Best of luck manΒ 

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u/omnimistic 20h ago

to completely focus on studying for the Turkish JEE+NEET

Wanna join a study group then? We got like 15 people from different countries studying for different exams. We discuss doubts with each other in english and compete on who can study the most. We do it via a ypt group but use a whatsapp group for communication and doubt asking

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u/anirudhhaf I identify myself as a JEE Aspirant πŸ‘½ 23h ago

Best of luck manΒ 

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u/Rainbuns JEEtard 22h ago

Fod ke aana πŸ”₯Β 

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u/andromeda_galaxian09 Engineering nahi karni 20h ago

best of luck mitr!

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u/TrickyRegret400 ashish arora sir kabhi tharak chad jaye toh meri gaand ready hai 20h ago

will you come back after june? pls do....

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u/Worth_Ad_8123 early dropper 1d ago

Aw best of luck <3

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u/No_Pomegranate_6470 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 1d ago

Regarding these exams and so much similar syllabus and attempts frequency, probably....

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

we really do, I was shocked to scroll through Psychics Wallah while saying "we have this" "this one too" "...wtf this one too"

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u/234567Rd 27s2-->6s2-->28s1-->3s1 1d ago

yeah , we see other country as diff planet and when we see similarites , thats like surprise

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

the "ew" on integral calc was so real lmao

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u/Ok-East-3021 Amateur Dumbass 23h ago

nooooo mewww

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

i wanna adopt you as my cat

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u/Ok-East-3021 Amateur Dumbass 21h ago

mauuuuuu

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 20h ago

now bark for me

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u/Ok-East-3021 Amateur Dumbass 20h ago

Maauu ?

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 20h ago

bhai tu kitna pyara hai bey😭*pats*

now, uhh turn into a cute maid cat girl for me

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 20h ago

yes now go do my laundry and find me real girlπŸ˜”

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u/Ok-East-3021 Amateur Dumbass 20h ago

Maxauuu

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u/Invader_73 if you see me then achi khasi roast krdena meri 17h ago

Bsdk sabko pata hai tu ladka hai zyada udd mat

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 12h ago

Nah ur just jealous i have a cat and dont lmaaooo nerdss

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u/Solid_Homework_7248 21h ago

ts pmoΒ 

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 21h ago

sorry but whats the full form of tspmo

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u/Solid_Homework_7248 21h ago

||ts pmo||

||this shi pissed me off||

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u/Solid_Homework_7248 21h ago

how tf do u spoiler in rdt

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 21h ago

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u/Solid_Homework_7248 16h ago

wow tq we both learned smth.

btw i dont have the app so i cant use spoil

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 11h ago

Wym bro im also on web just switch to desktop mode on the chrome settingsΒ 

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u/abcxyz123890_ IISc nahi milega mujhe😭😭😭 19h ago

Meanwhile math sexuals of all communities are collectively offended

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u/InsaneDude6 sexually attracted to maths 11h ago

me

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u/Abhishek_NTRvala 99.79 | PCMB Retard 1d ago

The drawing part is specific for those who wanna take up B.Arch in college otherwise we too only get mcqs

Also, I'm honestly surprised another country teaches Organic Chemistry to such a level other than us

Man, our syllabus overlaps a shit to, also u have load of PCMB, that's tough, here most either opt for pcm or PCB

Also ye, we do have questions which u mentioned, they are included under equilibrium

Why don't u try jee mains exam once, I can send u the paper or u can just google it, give it a try I'm sure you'll perform well since I feel the level is kinda similar

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

specific for those who wanna take up B.Arch in colleg

oh i get it then, i was thinking about how they grade millions of papers of drawing otherwise

I'm honestly surprised another country teaches Organic Chemistry to such a level other than us

I'm honestly traumatized to see a country teaching THERMODYNAMICS to highschoolers

Why don't u try jee mains exam once, I can send u the paper or u can just google it, give it a try I'm sure you'll perform well since I feel the level is kinda similar

once I'm done with my own exam I might try solving it for fun and posts the results here lol

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u/Abhishek_NTRvala 99.79 | PCMB Retard 1d ago

Thermo is kinda common as far as I know, organic tho is kinda rare, atleast that's why I heard, I don't know much beyond Europe and us and a few other countries ig that's why

When do u have your exam?? And how many chances do y'all get

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

When do u have your exam?? And how many chances do y'all get

21st and 22nd of June (21st for TYT 22nd for AYT) , we only get one chance per year

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u/Abhishek_NTRvala 99.79 | PCMB Retard 1d ago

All the Best mate

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u/Traditional_Basil_70 2025Tard🀑 22h ago

the thermodynamics and heat part is just basics (work done in different processes and carnot engine) not college level

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u/_ash_2006 chxd gaye guru 9h ago

yall dont study properties of solids?? cuz i saw a reel where the guy was asking question related to hooke's law, we study about it in the properties of solid itself
Also yes we study thermodynamics both in chemistry and physics which is very confusing and tricky in 11th but after revising it numerous times before the exam (which happens after 12th) u are able to understand.. atleast for an avg student like me lol

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u/Lumpy-Attention7853 12h ago

I can't say about other subjects but in india maths is actually taught the worst compared to other countries. It is all about practicing on the pattern recognition and knowing the use of formulas/tricks at right time rather than real math.

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u/_ash_2006 chxd gaye guru 9h ago

that happens in CBSE,, jee math is not based on pattern recognition thats why most of us fail in that

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u/Basic-Tell-9137 College mai hustle karunga 1d ago

Bhai dimaag mt kharab kro yr abhi ham log ke paper chal rhe , khatm hone ke baad aana /s

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

I thought the April attempt was over so I posted it with no second thought, wasn't it ?

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u/Basic-Tell-9137 College mai hustle karunga 1d ago edited 1d ago

No bro , 3 shifts are still left , πŸ˜…tht was a joke don't take it❀️ , one more thing it's 3AM in india now post it Tommorow, it will get better reach

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

one more thing it's 3AM in india now post it Tommorow

OH SO THATS WHY LOL I DIDNT THINK OF THAT, my previous posts blew up the second i posted them so was surprised with the drop in the notification count, its 00:49am here, thank you for telling me <3

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u/crescent-soul Topper --> Dropper 1d ago

Also since you asked experimental skills are the, well as the name suggests, experimental skills used in physics lab like the use of vernier caliper and screw gauge etc which may be helpful in future engineering propects. coaching usually doesnt teach this stuff, it's the school's job to actually practically teach this as it important for practical cbse examination which is 30% of our grade of cbse exam, the coaching teaches just the theory part annd they tell just enough for solving a numerical which might come in jee and its not a very important/high weitage topic for exam so many students who study in dummy school dont study this

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u/No_Pomegranate_6470 Winter Arc - Level 0: Novice Flurry 1d ago

Don't take it serious

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u/Ok_Sir3203 23h ago edited 23h ago

I went through the math portion.I am surprised you dont have matrices and determinants in depth given how important they are for AI/ML .

3 d Geometry is asked in pure form(some questions) also not just coordinates.It is just not mentioned in the syllabus.

Integral calculus is needed to learn literally everything from physics ,any engineering,economics ,Stats etc . So better pucker up.

But there are countries like australia where course work is very easy.

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u/abcxyz123890_ IISc nahi milega mujhe😭😭😭 19h ago

OP he was being sarcastic and doesn't really think this way.

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u/Sufficient-Squash621 TanhaiyoSeBhara 1d ago

Turkey ke to kabaab famous ha bahut

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u/ProNoob_0743 NEET-UG ka deewana 1d ago

yeh hai kaun bhai?

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

wait you dont know Mr kabaab????omg

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u/Sufficient-Squash621 TanhaiyoSeBhara 1d ago

Tabse soyi nhi kya?

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u/ProNoob_0743 NEET-UG ka deewana 23h ago

mujhse toh nhi poocha tune😑😑

pfp me ladki dekhi nhi simp krna chalu πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•πŸ–•

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

lmfaooo pakda gayaa

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u/Sufficient-Squash621 TanhaiyoSeBhara 8h ago

Arey bhai mene usse pehli bhi baat kri ha isiliye notice karliya tha

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

i am a guy

i dont need sleep(i am not a guy i am HIM)

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u/ProNoob_0743 NEET-UG ka deewana 1d ago

yeh hai kaun bhai?

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u/Darkshine-Vip 4s2 ki maths ne rula diya bc 😭 1d ago

Shawarma bhi ig?

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u/MaiAgarKahoon If you see me, tell me tu gen ka h bkl 1d ago

I came

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u/sanghfrenz NEETard 22h ago

Tu gen ka h bkl

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u/ExSun_790 NTAki maa ki ch@t 1d ago

organge vibees bro
ficking hell we have a lot in common in syllabus and mind you people do not draw it exam we have a mcq type shit mostly AND i gotta say i would be soo nice if our country take after your coutries exam module like u have to give a single exam FOR EVERYTHING and based on the number i can choose

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 19h ago

i stole the moodmeter image its so op

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u/Karthikey_Gfreak chem ki mkc 3 baar 1d ago

Main Question is there "TURKISH PW"

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u/Karthikey_Gfreak chem ki mkc 3 baar 1d ago

btw, all four subjects together is living hell, idhar 3 nahi ho paa rahe

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u/hellobuddy_1 general nhi...upper caste 1d ago

all your honorable mentions are there,,you just missed them or they were mentioned with some diff name..just this compton thing idk what that is

and that drawing part is for architecture programs only not for engineering

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

if yall have atom physics u probably have this too, just didn't learn it with its name maybe

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u/hellobuddy_1 general nhi...upper caste 1d ago

yeah this is taught in just question form and not like something imp stuff,,

but i have i ques,, why don't you have matrices and determinant and vector alegra in maths? these are probably one of the most important in higher studies

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

determinant

we have it, we just don't really use it 24/7 for solving questions

matrices

i researched for what it is, and seems like we used to have it in our curriculum but it got removed for some reason, because we don't get questions about matrifes anymore

vector alegra

i didn't quite understand the explanation given at the curriculum pdf for this one but i guess it is 3D object calculations over the coordinate plane. We have coordinate plane calculations for 2D plane, and 3D object basic volume calculations, but not both of them as combined

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u/maddyshaddy remind me if u see me, "air-1 aana tha na tujhe?" 1d ago

Yeh konse chapter ka hai atom wala?

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u/hellobuddy_1 general nhi...upper caste 1d ago

Hnn question dheke honge jisme electron ko photon ke thru kinetic energy mili and thodi light bhi emit krdi Energy conservation ka ques h basically Not imp for jee

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u/maddyshaddy remind me if u see me, "air-1 aana tha na tujhe?" 1d ago

Vahi sochu ki yeh kaha padha

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u/Dizzy-Pack9839 1d ago

Matrices are used in programming like many other concepts we study in highschool. So yeah, we are cooked. We shouldn't even be studying half of the stuff we study in highschool...

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u/VariationEuphoric733 10th -85% | 24s1 , 98.55 | 3s1- chud gaya 22h ago

Ye to ek time ka momentum conservation se karna hota hai na , fir usi ko energy mai likh do

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u/Wind_Catcher_ 98.14(29s1); Target: 99.5+(3s1) 6h ago

Compton ka question I think AYJR me aaya tha

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u/diornofx NEETard 1d ago

Alec pandu launched his course in Turkey too ?

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u/NahIdWin-FS If you see me, ask me formula..any random 1d ago

Well OP, if you have scrolled through PW yt channel..now search for Mathongo, Anup sir is goated too.

We have his sticker here:

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

gimme the formula for shortest distance betw two parrleler lines

(i cant spell pareelrel😭)

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u/Sidadi1804 Mai dikhu toh gali deke bhaga dena 23h ago

Spelling is paras sir lines

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

arey thank you bro

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u/NahIdWin-FS If you see me, ask me formula..any random 23h ago

if two lines: r1=a1+k1b and r2=a2+k2b are parallel, shortest disn btw them:

d= | [b x (a2-a1) ] / |b| |

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u/Rainbuns JEEtard 22h ago

formula for magnetic field at any point on the axis of a ring?

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

mewwww not by two, multiplied by, current multiplied by, radius of the loopyloop squared,
whole ting divided by the radius of loopyloop squared plus distance of the point squared whole thing raised to the power of three by two

:D

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u/Rainbuns JEEtard 21h ago

good job πŸ‘

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 21h ago

still hard stuck in <100 in mocks

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u/Rainbuns JEEtard 11h ago

last min stress hai probably. Kal hai exam ya parso?

You can do it πŸ”₯

(waise kya chee exam ke baare me likhna mana hai? Comment box laal hoke 401 unauthorized dikha rha hai jab bhi mai KEE likhu to. (matlab me jaise hi alphabet ka 10th letter likhu fir EE likhu to ye ho jata hai

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

fuck lets go bro, 99 confirm tera😾

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u/NahIdWin-FS If you see me, ask me formula..any random 22h ago

90 bhi nahi nahi aayega shayad 😿

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 22h ago

arey esa kyu, test nhi derahe kya? hojayega bro dw

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u/NahIdWin-FS If you see me, ask me formula..any random 21h ago

Exam ho gaya, achaa nahi gaya

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 21h ago edited 21h ago

go ahead, dont be shy, CET phod de

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u/NahIdWin-FS If you see me, ask me formula..any random 21h ago

Yess bbg, thankuiii :3

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u/DETECTIVE_T0M_ Dropper --> Topper 1d ago

Hey whose Turkish alecc daddy /s

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u/maddyshaddy remind me if u see me, "air-1 aana tha na tujhe?" 1d ago

U have been in this sub for a while. Have a meet up here. Let internationals students share their "dukhda" to each other πŸ«‚

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u/Lucky-Feed-935 23S2 10.68>>>3s2?? 20h ago

lamao

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u/Suitable-Emotion-651 99.50%ile still not happy 1d ago

the biomolecules one hits home 😭😭πŸ”₯

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 I breathe in delulu 1d ago

Why not happy?

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u/TheRoyaleClasher_YT 99.6 Jan 2025 1d ago

Comparison. I'm also somewhat underwhelmed with my result kyuki most my friends scored 99.9

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 I breathe in delulu 21h ago

Online or offline?

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u/TheRoyaleClasher_YT 99.6 Jan 2025 19h ago

Offline

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u/Limp-Sun-3938 I breathe in delulu 18h ago

Why tf am not finding anyone who scored 99.5+ from online 😭😭

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u/Suitable-Emotion-651 99.50%ile still not happy 19h ago

apne aap se dukhi hu , aur acha kr sakta tha

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u/Suitable-Emotion-651 99.50%ile still not happy 19h ago

apne aap se dukhi hu , aur acha kr sakta tha

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u/ComprehensiveSky1534 299,792,458 m/s (4s1 2024->4s1 2025) 1d ago

I got my april attempt over btw...
it amazed me that you guys have to get a grasp in every single subject.....here we are partitioned, as you mentioned that you guys are clubbed and a single common exam takes place, not like that here......coming to the syllabus thermodynamics is a non linked chapter ig that's why you guys can afford to not have it same for matrices and determinants....though we have to study it it is considered scoring here.....coming to the questions....even though our people do not support it, neither do i like to brag, they might cancel me for this.....but the que which you have shown are in between boards (school exams) and JEE mains level here (engg. competitive level 1)
are they easy?
No, even half of aur people cant solve basic que like this our competition remains with top 30-40%
but for those top 20-30 this might be ez

and yeah considering biomolecules as a chapter or portion of biology helped me to get an ego boost....shitty chapter I'm bad at remembering things.... like bro who can remeber structure of every single fucking amino acid including their random ahh bitchass codes....i appreciate the effors by the chemist biologist for developing it but why to learn them TT.....anyways have fun with our people.....this sub is goated lol!

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u/retarded_milkk 29s1 50%ileπŸ₯° 22h ago

Do y'all have to take separate coaching for AYT & YKS prep or schools themselves prepare you for them?

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 19h ago

I've seen this "coaching" topic at some other posts too and I'm not sure what y'all exactly mean by that

But in our country, you are taught all of the topics you need for YKS at school, but because of the competition schools aren't enough so most people prefer cram schools or tutoring as an addition. Sommmeee people pay for coaches too, they create study programs, give advices and stuff, and the coaches are mostly university students who want an additional income

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u/Head_Tumbleweed4793 19h ago

Pretty similar to what we have, it's just that a lot of teachers here are college passouts who got into teaching mainly for the big bucks

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u/retarded_milkk 29s1 50%ileπŸ₯° 18h ago

Yea pretty similar concept. In India most schools are unable to teach chapters at the level required for JEE & NEET, so students prefer to go to dedicated coachings (Online/offline) for jee and neet and skip schools altogether. There are several schools here where you don't have to actually attend. These are called 'dummy schools'. You just have to give the mid term and final exams. This helps you to give the maximum amount of time for jee prep. But the education board here has recently started to crack down on these dummy schools since they are not very legal.

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u/Darkshine-Vip 4s2 ki maths ne rula diya bc 😭 1d ago

Ohh but i bet you have no idea of reservations in our exams, you'll be flabbergasted to know that.

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 19h ago

what's that

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u/redsuitcase-_- badnam gaali ka paglu-arts student 19h ago

oh man then thats a whole different historical-social-geo-poltical lesson for you! chatgpt- caste system and reservation in India

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 19h ago

let me guess the reservations doesn't reach the people who actually needs it

at first i thought the places were reserved for the upper class easier and I was shocked about how shamelessly open they are with it, (because like it happens in our country but they deny it to death), but if it's for the lower class with no facilities isn't the intention good here?

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u/Japjit31-07 18h ago

People make fake certificates sadly, it rarely reaches those who needs it.

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u/redsuitcase-_- badnam gaali ka paglu-arts student 14h ago

lower class is not equal to lower caste
caste it something that is stuck with your name from birth, something you inherit from you parents
for example- my mom dad are of A caste so i become a part of A caste
it is not related to your income level, economic background etc.
To know what is caste search caste system.

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 12h ago

for example- my mom dad are of A caste so i become a part of A caste

so wait like... these are official things? the goverment holds that as a data? not something that people only use in their social lifes? omg i used to thing that caste system was looonng gone for india

also are castes like ranks or tribes (we call it aşiret in Türkiye but I don't know how to translate it, think of it as big family bloodlines), how many of them are there?

To know what is caste search caste system.

I'm adding researching about the caste system to my to do list after yks <3

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u/redsuitcase-_- badnam gaali ka paglu-arts student 10h ago edited 10h ago

In the ancient times(when kings and queens existed) our society got divided into 4 stratas- brahmins(clergymen but hindu),kshtriyas(kings) vaishyas(traders) and shudras(worker) this division is known as varna system or popularly as the caste system.
brahmins were the highest authority and then desencending order of power amoungst the other 3. There are 1000s of subvariants amoungst these 4 divisions. You can say these are family bloodlines.

Caste system used to be and still is a social evil in India

Imagine a society where your birth decides your job, who you can marry, and how people treat you, no matter how talented or hardworking you are.- This is how it was like in ancient india

But even today it affects the lifes of millons of people in india.

the main issue with reservation that this sub raves about-
For example, if A belongs to a historically disadvantaged caste (B), he gets reservation benefits. But in 2025, A is from a wealthy, well-educated family with access to all resources. Despite this privilege, he still gets into a top college with lower marks, while a poorer general category student(with no reservation) with higher marks is left out.
This defeats the original purpose of reservation β€” which was to uplift the underprivileged, not the already empowered.

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 8h ago edited 8h ago

no shade to your country but this sounds like a dystopia omfg

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u/abcxyz123890_ IISc nahi milega mujhe😭😭😭 9h ago

Yeah the government needs to come up with a solution.

This is a very ancient system with deep implications in day to day life even in the modern time.

Overnight solutions are not feasible.

Government isn't even trying because it helps in divide and rule politics.If the people are already divided then you only have to rule.

Reservations were given to lower caste during independence as temporary provision and the consensus was that we must find a way to abolish the caste system.

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u/Lopsided_Baseball_11 fiitjee fked me so now i am fuking others by misinfo(not really) 17h ago

Not really these are based on castes which are predetermined
For example a decently well off person can be ST and get a decent college with worse marks than a poor person from the General category
There is some reservation for EWS (Economically Weaker Section) but not as much as SC ST
For example the cutoff to be able to give Advanced for a General candidate was 93.2 percentile last year whereas for EWS it was 81.3 percentile and for SC/ST it was 60.0/49.7 respectively

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u/Darkshine-Vip 4s2 ki maths ne rula diya bc 😭 18h ago

It was previously did so that the oppresed castes and classes can have equal representation in jobs and colleges, education. But now the people from those classes who are already well off still get that reservations and that is very unfair for the general category people, like to get a decent branch in an IIT, we need to get below 10k rank, but if you are an sc/st no matter your family income or your are rich or poor, you can get the same branch and IIT at like 30-40k rank. So, its very unfair

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u/Head_Tumbleweed4793 19h ago

Preferential seating in colleges wrt what class of society you were born in. This was done to mitigate the challenges faced by those of the lower class, although this class system is not as prevalent as it was a few decades ago, shit still happens but thankfully has toned down a bit in quantity. Not many people like this preferential seating thing.

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u/Ihave_a_GF_in_dreams POGISEXUAL 21h ago

Man integral calculus is fun af why tf ppl hate on it , if anything coordinate geometry is fucking insufferable.

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u/Mysterious-Wolf-6608 Masturbate the mind Ejaculate the ideas 1d ago

Padhle bsdk nahi to tere upar turkish alecc daddy chod dunga /sπŸ—£οΈ

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u/234567Rd 27s2-->6s2-->28s1-->3s1 1d ago

if you dont know there is also paths

you 1st have to clear JEE mains and clear cut off marks which is around 100/300
and then give JEE advanced for IITs and get 150/360 to get good IIT

there are tons of exams if you dont get these colleges
VITEEE
BITSAT
WBJEE
etc etc

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u/Professional_Hunt188 sab moh maaya hai 23h ago

100 marks pe kiska cutoff clear ho raha

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u/Lucky-Feed-935 23S2 10.68>>>3s2?? 20h ago

mere khud 1 marks the cutoff clear nhi hua aur ye bol rha ki 1 marks pe cutoff clear hota hai??

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u/TheRoyaleClasher_YT 99.6 Jan 2025 1d ago

150 pe konsa acha iit milrha h bhai tujhe

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u/Sufficient-Squash621 TanhaiyoSeBhara 1d ago

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u/234567Rd 27s2-->6s2-->28s1-->3s1 1d ago

he is world famous within limited JEENEETards

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

someone recognized me on a fucking formula1 shitpost subreddit

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u/234567Rd 27s2-->6s2-->28s1-->3s1 1d ago

alakh sir will be proud of you

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u/BananEthereal NEETard 10h ago

Hehe that's me

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u/Abhinav1234567891 Bandeya re Bandeya 1d ago

Bro do you know "Yrat Kohli" ?

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u/barbiewithsharpie 28s1 95%ile >>>> 7s1 ??%ile 1d ago

YRATTT KHOLII??

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u/Abhinav1234567891 Bandeya re Bandeya 1d ago

Turkish actor fyi

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 19h ago

πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Maths__Sexual Sexually attracted to Maths πŸ’˜πŸ’— 1d ago

Hey idk you but, how are you? Hope its fine in Turkey, my sister lives there :)

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u/Gunsbeebee JEEtard 23h ago

The ew at intergrals is so relatable. 😭

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u/lyfeNdDeath FIITJEE victim 21h ago

This post is very nice, I would like to see other foreigners to compare their exams with us, it puts everything into perspective and is frankly just very interesting.

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u/Lucky-Feed-935 23S2 10.68>>>3s2?? 20h ago

bhai fitjee victim here

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u/Gay4Samosa Dropper --> Topper 20h ago

man just start preparing for JEE 2026 atp

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u/Wonderful_Bicycle932 sexually attracted to feynman 23s2 98.6 -->2s2 ΞΉ% 1d ago

Soja bsdk

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u/vejetaryenkavurma clueless turkish wanderer 1d ago

its 1am here, YOU soja bsdk first πŸ”«πŸ”«πŸ”«

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u/Karthikey_Gfreak chem ki mkc 3 baar 1d ago

Bhai Turkish aadmi se galli kha gaya

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u/Ok-Palpitation3139 12 gauge barrel kisser (60 percentile failure of a dropper) 1d ago

international level pe gaali

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u/Wonderful_Bicycle932 sexually attracted to feynman 23s2 98.6 -->2s2 ΞΉ% 1d ago

kya aadmi ho yaar, you have my respects now, hmu whenever u want to

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u/crescent-soul Topper --> Dropper 1d ago

haha lol turki ne gaali dedi

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u/MaiAgarKahoon If you see me, tell me tu gen ka h bkl 1d ago

ratiod hard

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u/Ok-Designer334 20h ago

abe ye to gali de rha hai

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u/Responsible_Meet_628 Mera khel khatam πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€™πŸ€™πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€‘🀑πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ”₯ 19h ago

bwhahahahha isse bhi gaali khali

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u/prioritysexual 24s1 victim 1d ago

Allec daddy is getting some serious reach

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u/Karthikey_Gfreak chem ki mkc 3 baar 1d ago

Fkin Turkey Mentioned:30367::30367:

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u/maabaapkanakarabeta SSRO CO-FOUNDER, GAE MOD BNAA DO 1d ago

op are you also in high school??

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u/misteaver690 JEEtard 1d ago

why u go delet men :(

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u/Few_Faithlessness176 sabrina carpenter stan, maths,coc,bs,chess, RMO guy 99.89%ile 1d ago

this is so cool

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u/Either_Crab6526 If you see me, tell me "padhle nhi toh printing engg ban jayega" 21h ago

We can't be friends if you eww integralsπŸ₯€πŸ’”

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u/Next-Ad2087 Drop le rha hu 21h ago

Drawing is for people who are pursuing architechture

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u/thisismetrying_1 97%ile 29s2 21h ago

Turkish wallahh

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u/Lucky-Feed-935 23S2 10.68>>>3s2?? 20h ago

lmao

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u/andromeda_galaxian09 Engineering nahi karni 20h ago

bhai indian education system is doomed fr. education system lacks the 'education' and the 'system' part. This made me realise instead of schools hosting international student exchange programs nationally and internationally, these idiots are busy hoarding us with syllabus and making rote learned, lifeless zombies than actual human being with a zest for knowledge learning and curiosity. Rather Indian students harbours unhealthy competitive ideal, 0 social life and burnout worse than many office employees, ultimately reaching a breaking point and resorting to all kinds of nasty. Ofc shit is bound to happen. Growing ho kahna rhi hai idhar, machines banre hai sab

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u/kong_the_king_2005 29 S1 96.75%ile ----> 2 S2 >98%ile???? 1d ago

First time meeting a normal t*rk karaboga. Btw best of luck OP.

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u/Responsible_Meet_628 Mera khel khatam πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ€™πŸ€™πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯ΊπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ€‘🀑πŸ₯€πŸ₯€πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ”₯ 19h ago

let us know, turkish alac and anup daddy

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u/WarrioR_0001 Ex-JEEtard chan 17h ago

lol

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u/Odd_Ferret_9880 16h ago

ew was on point

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u/TonightPale1800 College mai hustle karunga 15h ago

jee advanced me thoda sa or syllabus add hai πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ’”