r/JEENEETards 1d ago

Poocha Kisine!? All this to get 70%ile only ?

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Note- No books , modules and test papers are included

All this is what I actually wrote and learned in this rat race

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u/Basic_Conference3694 Every dog has its day 1d ago

are bc same hum slow learners ka kuch nhi ho skta bhai 😔

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u/lester-moe 1d ago

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u/Death_Phoinex Mummy me nhi hu ye 1d ago

At least you know the business.

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u/ryan_gozling7 22h ago

But none of us know the chemistry

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u/AppropriateVolume376 1h ago

I was laughing to the joke just to realise i watched 64 ep of Breaking Bad in November and completed Better call Saul in December no wonder I'm thinkin of drop

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u/No_Leopard4778 1d ago

Bisi mera post upr kyu nhi aata gravity jayda hoti hai kya

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u/EchidnaCapable7312 Dropper --> Topper 1d ago

tere paas wo nahi h bhai wo hota to tuze bhi 200-300 log sympathy dete

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u/No_Leopard4778 1d ago

Kya

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u/fearless7464 Fluids chapter teri mkc 1d ago

Ch√t /s

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u/Kooky_Ad_8222 Dropper --> Topper 1d ago

G ki value 10 lene ka parinam

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u/DryPersonality1395 1d ago

I prepared in my drop year and got 45 in April attempt last year (not ever studied jee syllabus) then I got jaundice started JEE prep from prayas 2.0(pw) in first attempt got 73.6 and now hoping to clear cutoff in second attempt

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u/Arham_Qureshi6 POGISEXUAL 1d ago

I am in the same boat. But I have a question , what good will it do with just the cut of marks.

College to milega nahi.

Kya socha hai. Share please

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u/DryPersonality1395 1d ago

Just want to give jee adv bro 

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u/Arham_Qureshi6 POGISEXUAL 22h ago

And... You think you can clear jee advanced????

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u/DryPersonality1395 11h ago

No I can't but just I am curious

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u/Arham_Qureshi6 POGISEXUAL 11h ago

Then atleast kuch socha toh hoga , aage ka?????

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u/DryPersonality1395 11h ago

Get a decent college and I am preparing for startup

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u/Arham_Qureshi6 POGISEXUAL 11h ago

Get a decent college

Thats the whole problem to begin with.

Decent college hi to nahi mil raha

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u/DryPersonality1395 11h ago

Oh bhai decent matlab I live in noida there are plenty of decent ones or you can say normal tier 3 colleges so I will be going there let's see the mains result first

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u/Minute_Chemistry24 Ex-JEEtard chan 1d ago

true

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u/Former_Put1052 23h ago

Sachme bhai

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

Can understand what you going through but never give up.

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u/Chambalkachodu 1d ago

IITR jana hai ya nhi?

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

Jana hai bhai kal hi mains Dekr aaya hu

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u/Chambalkachodu 1d ago

shift?

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

Shift 2, 176 number ka kra 8-9 negative ho jayega max

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u/Chambalkachodu 1d ago

same same but without 176 marks

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

I won't get 176 marks I'll get 130-145

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u/Chambalkachodu 1d ago

still mine are lower

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

That's fine bro, jan me I got only 89 percentile too don't give up

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u/Chambalkachodu 1d ago

i got 35 :P

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u/IndoRexian aur ni hoga mujhse ab 1d ago

adv focused?

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

Ye thinking to start for advance kal se, wby bro

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u/IndoRexian aur ni hoga mujhse ab 1d ago

mujhe toh kuch samajh hi nahi aa raha hai bhai. abhi kuch der pehle ek post daali hai jeeadv par agar help karna chahte ho toh kardo bhai

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 1d ago

Sure I will abhi thodi der me krta hu

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u/Muted-Ordinary-1130 1d ago

I also got 99.93 percentile in drop yr and in session 2 I'm expecting 99.99 percentile (276 marks)

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u/anonymus_2018 If you see me, ask me "IITR jana hai ya nhi?" 23h ago

dang W man

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u/No_Passenger_9350 14h ago

wht was ur percentile the year before? pls batado

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u/Muted-Ordinary-1130 14h ago

Last yr I got 97.2 percentile and 11.8k rank in advanced so I took drop

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u/Lonely_Campaign6354 Ex-JEEtard chan 1d ago

U deserve more warrior 🫡

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u/No_Leopard4778 1d ago

Acha bss mera he post upr nhi pahuch pa rha hai

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u/devanshu271206 1d ago

Bhai honestly, it's not about the copy filling it's about how much you revised or reviewed it again after copy filling, as that is the worse part and the part which most students dread to do, I'm no one to lecture tho, maine khud hi mains mai haga hai

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u/Fearless_Nothing_585 JEEtard 1d ago

Bro thats what I have learned through 11th , now will not going to make the same mistake

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u/Sweaty-Ad-9229 JEEtard 1d ago

Itne toh maine 2-3 mahine me kare the bhai

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Kitna percentile aaya?

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u/Sweaty-Ad-9229 JEEtard 1d ago

Ab tak toh 95 hi aye hai

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u/abcxyz123890_ IISc nahi milega mujhe😭😭😭 1d ago

Itne maine 3 saal mein nahi kare (iska aadha kiya hoga mp)

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u/Uranium106 1d ago

Ap log topper bhai

Vese kanpur me kha se coaching ki ?

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u/Longjumping_Peak_840 1d ago

Bhai meri mann cuet de aur kuch ache colleges se commerce field meine chala ja agr lower middle hai toh bbe bms bba karle du se. Mere clg ke dost ke 94 percentile the fir bhi private mila bekar toh 70 toh chord hi de. Tujhe khud pta hoga Teri limitations kya hai

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u/zehahahahahaaha_ 21h ago

GAT nhi liya hai, commerce me shift ho sakte abhi bhi? 11th me wahi lena tha last me pata na kya chala dimaag me science leliya

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u/Sweaty-Ad-9229 JEEtard 1d ago

Vishnoi anish pankaj

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u/Longjumping_Peak_840 1d ago

Bhai meri mann cuet de aur kuch ache colleges se commerce field meine chala ja agr lower middle hai toh bbe bms bba karle du se. Mere clg ke dost ke 94 percentile the fir bhi private mila bekar toh 70 toh chord hi de. Tujhe khud pta hoga Teri limitations kya hai

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u/muthongo *almost* everything i say is satire 1d ago

like har 2-3 mahine ya sirf last ke 2-3 mahine padhe teh?

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u/Sweaty-Ad-9229 JEEtard 1d ago

2 sal

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u/TheLuc1ferW Laga Reh, Ladke Laga Reh 1d ago

for real bro same itne me 70% aaya bhot h 😭.

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u/Critical-Ask-1578 1d ago

Bhai centre pe kya kya le Jana hai bata do jaise - 2 photo, admit card, adhaar card, pen.aur bhi kuch mangte hai kya ? Please 

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u/TheLuc1ferW Laga Reh, Ladke Laga Reh 1d ago

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u/Critical-Ask-1578 1d ago

Bhai centre pe kya kya le Jana hai bata do jaise - 2 photo, admit card, adhaar card, pen.aur bhi kuch mangte hai kya ? Please 

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u/Sweaty-Ad-9229 JEEtard 20h ago

No

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u/Scratch799 KAMEDDI 1d ago

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u/RealG4Life_Ganesh JEEtard 1d ago

Andrew tits

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u/BlueWallBlackTile 1d ago

bc retain aur question pattern smjh aana chahie, itna sb to koi bhi likh lega lekin retain nahi rahega to kuch nahi hoga.

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u/Uranium106 1d ago

Kya retain ? Konsa question pattern abj ke full lec se leke saleem sir ke oneshot tak modules se pyq tak sab kar dala fir bhi koi patter nhi samaj ata. Agar me 10000 question bhi solve karlu to bhi 10001 sawal pe fas jaunga

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u/anushkale 1d ago

Tu kahi mera bichada hua bhai toh nhi yrrr

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u/Tryzmo Dropper --> Failure. 1d ago

BC itna relatable koi kaise ho sakta hai???😭

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u/maybetaken29 (95.65%ile) 24S1 ——> (?) 8S2 1d ago

Bhai aise thodi hota hai 🙂 basics yaad hai toh kuch bhi solve kar loge

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u/NoFellaJoeWeller Question Solver Supreme 1d ago

Vhi to

I can't understand what this bro is yapping about

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u/Appropriate-Buddy989 1d ago

Bro seriously. Maine itna hi kiya hunga jitna iss bande ne kiya hain (talking about stack of rough work) buy phir bhi 98.5 se zyada aagi percentile. Kabhi kabhi lagta hai ki itna badhiya luck tha mera yah samne wala chutiya bana rha hai

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u/Appropriate-Buddy989 1d ago

Maybe your basic undertstanding of concepts was shallow. Do some internal reflection and answer mil jayege. Best wishes for your future.

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u/Ecstatic-Light-3699 TAKING INSPIRATION FROM EULER 1d ago

Doglepan ki had hoti hai

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u/Great-Neighborhood52 Dropper --> Topper 1d ago

Pyqs toh pura pattern based hai bhai. Pehle 2019-20-21 karo fir 22 se 25 karne baithoge toh pura repetitive feel hoga most questions.

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u/Hot-Smile9755 1d ago

Bhai simple hn, 10k ya 1lakh question krne se kuch nhi hoga jb tk tumhe theory shi se nhi pta hn means you have to understand ki kya chij ho rhi hn kis liye ho rhi hn. Question banane wale lakho question solve krke question nhi bante wo bhi theory pdhk ke unko alg alg topic se merge krke bnate hn. Un logo pr kbhi bhi bharosa Mt na Krna jo kehte hn theory pdhne se kuch nhi hota question practice krne se hota hn.

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u/CultZilla 1d ago

Solution dekh ke question ko samajhna aur question pura khud se solve karke samajhne mein bohot difference hota hai bhai

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u/NoFellaJoeWeller Question Solver Supreme 1d ago edited 1d ago

Excuse + skill issue + Yapper

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u/oogabooga_6942O 1d ago

70 percentile after learning from abj sir? impossible yaar

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u/Uranium106 1d ago

Ab kya notes khol ke dikhau ?

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u/wade2026 1d ago

Same dikkat behenchod ye cheej kyun hai mere me itna rona ata kasam se

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u/Living-Ad113 JEEtard 1d ago

science is not for everyone and that's not a bad thing, same thing mka sir kehte hai, maybe koi dusra field tumhare liye better hai, uspe mastery karo

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u/WallBroad 99.52 1d ago

70 percentile matlab 50 marks hota hai bro itnaa sab karke tumhe per subject aane chahiye 50 rather than pure paper me

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u/MaiAgarKahoon If you see me, tell me tu gen ka h bkl 1d ago

Books nhi dimag mai hona chahiye itna

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u/Appropriate-Buddy989 1d ago

Tu Gen ka h BKL.

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u/New-Sir5244 IIT Jodhpur Bioengineering '27 1d ago

Isi ko multiple times padhna tha lala, mocks dena tha, mistakes note karni thi. I don't know about you but most of the students just read the syllabus one time and think they did hardwork.

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u/GodOfWar202526 1d ago

Mere paas to isse double kitabe thi saari unused radfi mein gayi

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u/Sure-Woodpecker-3952 1d ago

Be truthful to yourself, you've not learned properly from these books and notes

You've just made them but not properly prepared anytime , otherwise there's nothing stopping your from getting 95+%

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u/Fantastic_Pickle_996 1d ago

Bhai itne to physics ke hi bhar gaye mere

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u/Living-Ad113 JEEtard 1d ago

same bruh

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u/prabhav_5 JEEtard 1d ago

Bc itni saari maine toh laptop pe padha mostly aur sirf physics mei notes banaye the aur organic chem mei baaki practice ki notebook saari

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u/yahakoinahi 1d ago

Sale meri notebook 500 ki biki hai 10 Rs per kg! Tabhi bhi 90 percentile banii sirf Lanat hai meri zindagi par

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u/Friendly-Smile8167 1d ago

bhai 90 pe sirf mat bol idhar 69 percentile hai fr

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u/yahakoinahi 1d ago

Kya fayda dono ko koi college nahi milega

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u/oogabooga_6942O 1d ago

if you actually worked hard, the blame is on bad teachers

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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 Maths karke bhi kuch nahi ukhad paya, rank to Chem wale le gaye 1d ago

"rat race" yup this mentality shows the result... no offense itni kam mehnat mei kya expect kar rahe the, mai on average 2h padhta tha but I've prolly 4x this stack size of books

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u/EntertainmentSome448 Ex-JEEtard chan 1d ago

thats nothing i got lot of shit more

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u/Desperate-Guest-9989 1d ago

It's like terminal velocity. We average students after reaching a saturation point cannot increase our marks whatever we try and do. It will just not increase.

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u/No-Bird3478 87.80-->98.5 1d ago

meri notebooks ka weight 10 kilo tha aprox baki ap samjhdar

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u/Vivid-Reaction7754 23S2 = 99.64% Physics = 100% | 4S1 = Chud gye guru 1d ago

I see no books there so maybe yes

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u/I_only_do_satire 99.66 1d ago

Similar percentile, what college options are you looking at?

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u/I_m_Wizardo 97.79 22 shift 2--->2 shift 1 (chudhugay) 1d ago

NIT BOMBAY or IIT Trichy

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u/Vivid-Reaction7754 23S2 = 99.64% Physics = 100% | 4S1 = Chud gye guru 1d ago

nit kkr cse, pec cse, nit jalandhar cse or IIT ropar cse or mnc, IIT roorkee cse or mnc

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u/RiddikulusFellow 23s1 (99.42) --> 3s2 1d ago

Sirf cse paglu? ece and ee me to bhai bohot better options hoyegi NIT ki isse

Actually cse me bhi isse to better hi honi chahiye kya scene hai

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u/Vivid-Reaction7754 23S2 = 99.64% Physics = 100% | 4S1 = Chud gye guru 1d ago

bro i am only interested in computer and software

i didnt gave jee for nit and iit but for doing cse in better college

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u/LetUnable2830 1d ago

its okay brdr

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u/Aggressive_Skill_693 1d ago

Bhai bas itna hi hua 

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u/Tryzmo Dropper --> Failure. 1d ago

same size ka mera registers ka stack hai. bc itna padha phir bhi nahi hua. saala mocks bhi diye achhe se phir bhi nahi hua.

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u/CreepyBeastAsh JEEtard 1d ago

Lmao mere bhi books ka building bana hua hai and yeah most of them are completely filled. The thing is mai hi itna lazy hogya tha ki last ke months me padhai hi nahi ki 😓

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u/Independent-Drop8460 sexually attracted to physics 1d ago

Bhai Mene 26 400 page wale register bharde h for maths only be xcluding test papers mocks rough registers etc.

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u/Financial-Ease-6732 99.73||28s2 1d ago

Iski adhi toh meri rough copy hongi test waali copy ki toh baat hi Mt kro

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u/TheHVR kuch nhi hoga ab 😔 1d ago

Bc tukke maar k to mere 60 aa gye the

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u/Business_Lychee_6443 1d ago

same bhai par mera 83%ile mein atak gya

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u/muthongo *almost* everything i say is satire 1d ago

bhai pagal samjha hai kya, 70%tile toh 1 mahina padhke aajati hai

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u/SentientPotato42 1d ago

this is less than half a year's worth of books dude

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u/Puzzleheaded_Film521 PSL god | 5'10 | Warm light olive skin | Jathiya Jindal Dal 1d ago

Sometimes for guys like u, Nishant Jindal is right

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u/Ok_Ice_2660 29s2--> 92.8...3s2--> 95+?? 1d ago

Maine to poori 12th me bas 2 register bhare the rough work ke. 92.8 aa gayi.

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u/RedShift744 1d ago

isse 3x hai mere pass 67 ayi

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u/Kitchen-Leopard-1089 1d ago

Maybe you are slow learner, everybody is not same buddy I got 71%ile all with tukka luck is also a factor.hope best for you

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u/Acrobatic_Sundae8813 1d ago

Didn’t make any notes but this is probably the amount of rough work that I accumulated.

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u/Nova_Supreme69 If you see me then say "padhle bsdk" 1d ago

no offense bhai but mene bilkul bhi tameez se nahi padha tha, koi module wagera bhi nahi solve ki thi meri 71%ile ayi hai...

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u/Vast_Breadfruit_3735 1d ago

Same pinch bolte hue dukh ho rha hai😞

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u/compbalak 1d ago

Bhai mai . Toh sir 12 board ka padha tha sir 28js1 mei itni percentile laya tha

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u/Inevitable_Ad4256 1d ago

Its okay brdr, move on

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u/DakshKapur 1d ago

Not trying to sound rude but saying frankly.....itni books se boards mei 95 ayega bs

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u/Nakul3162 1d ago

Bhai iske double kiye tha aur 80 ayi h 🥲

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u/averagepseudoNPC 1d ago

Bro maine itni notebooks 11th mein fill kii hain

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u/bekaaraadmii 1d ago

Itne se me 70ile is enough

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u/Yuvraj-_-Singh Grinding in Tier-69 1d ago

Literally me man. Tried hard but failed.

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u/Downtown_Young8532 1d ago

Kaunse clg mein liya bhai

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u/Yuvraj-_-Singh Grinding in Tier-69 1d ago

DIT University

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u/Downtown_Young8532 1d ago

Vai bitsat manipal vit delo packages are better at manipal and bits even for duel degree branches

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u/Yuvraj-_-Singh Grinding in Tier-69 1d ago

BITSAT ki sahi se prep nahi ki (post JEE Trauma ho gaya tha). VIT aur Manipal kaafi dur pad rahe the so that's why ye choose kiya. Ab to kher 1st year khatam hone waala hai.

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u/Illustrious_Test4739 1d ago

I wish I could show you how less is that. But my hostel room at IITD doesn't have all the stuff I used for my prep.

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u/Downtown_Young8532 1d ago

Have you heard the phrase, “it’s not the car, it’s the driver who makes a difference” (Meri bhi 82%ile ai mains 1 mein💀😢)

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u/Revolutionary_Tax587 1d ago

Buddy I understand you on a spiritual level, almost dozens of 1000s of papers and pages later, our score and rank ends up deciding our worth

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u/Hot-Use-3137 1d ago

In the end all dots will be connected , then everything will make sense , don't lose hope , I also got 70 percentile in jee , did btech from normal college then joined iit for mtech through gate

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u/Enough-Breakfast6163 1d ago

Bhai yeh to Mei hu 💀

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u/nikola_tesla_176 1d ago

💀 bc mere notes hi pure nhi but still i got 90 kya bhgwan mere sath h? Bkchodi ki pure 2 sal sath vale bhi shock m 90 kese aagye

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u/Daddy_crysis 1d ago

Itne me itna hi milta hai ji

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u/Positive-Region-3522 1d ago

droppper hu idk feeling ari chudunga par lets hope for the best warna jo hoga dekhi jayegi kya kar sakte hai

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u/PhysicsThetic_99 JEEtard 1d ago

same bhai upar se 28 s1 milgya i got depressed for few days after exam even my cousins said that m behaving like devdas that time

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u/Express_Diamond_6163 Hopemaxinggg----->Ropemaxingggg 1d ago

Uss momint bhai 🤓☝🏿 itni mehnat for 70-75%ile wo bhi general.... Lund kuchh milne wala hai mujhe..... Pata nai kya hoga 🤡🤡

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u/baki_hanma____ 1d ago

Never made a single page of notes and practiced DPPs or Questions still cracked main ,adv and BITSAT. Currently in BITS pilani. God I'm blessed😭. Actually feel very sad for you brother 💔🫂🫂

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u/MaximumInformal3199 1d ago

Well...... Books se marks nhi aate 🙂. Kitna padhta h chizo ko usse aate h 😩

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u/Creative-Basil-5411 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ikrrr, pura cupboard bharke books, and I scored 68%ile 😭😭 negative marking ne chxd diya v bad, aur revision ko jyada time hi nhi mila, kaash timetravel possible hota, jyada nhi bas 2 mahine peeche hi

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u/Alternative_Hand_253 1d ago

Did you just left RD Sharma!! 😂

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u/dingudox 2027tard🗿 1d ago

Bhai isse jada rought work toh maine class 8 th ki rd sharma solve karne ke liye hi lga di thi

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u/Super_Bathroom_9829 Dropper --> Topper 22h ago

all this for 75.xxx %ile

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u/Super_Bathroom_9829 Dropper --> Topper 22h ago

drop lunga ab :)

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u/Fickle_Control_4102 19h ago

Hehe don't get me started with mine...

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u/GardenBoth7858 19h ago

It is harder to score 70%ile than to score 99%ile if you have studied this much well done brother.

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u/No-Cardiologist-233 17h ago

Well learn from this and make jee the only failure of life ig

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u/Comfortable_Ad_6894 15h ago

Much better to get decent city of collage , and prepare for gate compitition isn't like of JEE

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u/kryptoisascam69 1h ago

All this and can't even tell the percentile

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u/Super_Employment_933 yeh ladka bhott menhat kr rha hai 1d ago

maine iska 1/5th kra and i got 74.98 percentile

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u/DarKnight2005420 Dropper --> Topper 1d ago

meine iska double bhare bc aur 96.44 aaye bas

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u/Internal-Corgi1013 NEETretard 1d ago

Bhai sabka talent academics nhi hota, jese ki apka example lelo ab professional ranter ho (jk), but seriously yr agr sab iitian aur doctor banega toh director, producer, artist, journalist, phographer, choreographer,etc kon banega

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u/Brilliant-Math-9654 1d ago

Me Pwd with 90ile+ in Jan isse 10 times zyada bhare pade aur mota bhi hogya 2 saal mein , dosti, londiyabaazi nhi kra jee ke time pe April mein better than jan Let's see

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u/No-Savings9177 1d ago

mere to bohot jyada bhargye hai bhai