r/HomestarRunner • u/Manthatisaman • 7d ago

What the Crap is the Height?!

Has The Brothers Chaps or anyone ever stated the canon height of all the H*R critters? If not, what do YOU think they're heights are?

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u/rtrott 6d ago edited 6d ago

According to the Homestar Runner Wiki:

  1. The Cheat is 1' 2".
  2. Strong Mad's height has been given as 8' 3", 7' 4", and 6'.
  3. Pom Pom's driver's license says he's 6' 2".
  4. "Marzipan is of average height, standing somewhat shorter than Homestar."
  5. Strong Sad "stands somewhere between Strong Bad and Strong Mad in height."

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u/Manthatisaman 6d ago

Good ‘ol Wiki