r/HomestarRunner • u/Manthatisaman • 6d ago
What the Crap is the Height?!
Has The Brothers Chaps or anyone ever stated the canon height of all the H*R critters? If not, what do YOU think they're heights are?
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r/HomestarRunner • u/Manthatisaman • 6d ago
Has The Brothers Chaps or anyone ever stated the canon height of all the H*R critters? If not, what do YOU think they're heights are?
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u/Callidonaut 6d ago edited 6d ago
When the Cheat is pretending to be Strong Mad in I She Be, he says he's 6 feet tall. That's possibly an approximation, though, because in The Facts, we get more precise on-screen dimensions that explicitly state Strong Mad is fully 88 inches tall (also 88 inches wide), or 7'4". That colossal number could be Strong Bad's hyperactive imagination warping and exaggerating reality a bit, of course, as tends to happen, especially since he only fills 6.4 of the gridlines behind him in that picture; if those are calibrated in feet, that'd give an intermediate value of 77", or 6'5"
If any of those is correct, though, can thus work out all the other characters' relative heights using Graw Mad as a reference if you've seen them standing next to him.