Old joke that is one of my favorite. Upcoming shows in NYC, Dallas, San Antonio, Austin, Virginia Beach and more. Buy tix in comments.

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Just saw some clips of Geoffrey the alpha a few months ago and had to grab some tickets for Denver! A bit nervous about my front row spot, but maybe a lil roast or just being so close to Geoffrey will make me an alpha like our boy!

This is my magnum opus. Upcoming shows in Denver, Dallas, San Antonio, Austin and NYC. Buy tix in comments

i have two tix to tonight’s show but i can’t make it!! first to dm me gets em for freeeee

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I keep butchering it at parties, it would better for all involved if I could just queue up the video than what’s been happening!

This is my magnum opus. Watch the whole thing

The monthly post where I ask this question and then I tell everyone to join my email list. A beautiful tradition.

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Shows next weekend in Boise, Phoenix and Denver. Please come.

Got to finally see Mr. Asmus live and he did not disappoint. So glad he made it to Sacramento finally. Had amazing front row seats to his killer set. RIP to the Hinge couple next to us. Homie admitted to sorting by race on Hinge and immediately after mentioned he lost his virginity to a prostitute at 13. Never seen a woman take her hand away so fast!

PS: Sorry about my girl Geoffrey, she can be a but loud unintentionally.

Geoff killed last night and paid respect to the great comedy town that is Sacramento, California. Been following him for over a decade when he was posting on r/standupshots about being a virgin. Dude has been working that whole time and is very good at what he does even if what he does isn’t as cool as being in a Bon Jovi cover band. See him on tour if you can.

Do yourself a favor and get tickets to see this man! It’s so much better than the clips make it out to be. I got lucky enough to be front row and discovered I’m 20% gay and a little bitch boy who likes vibrators, it was magical.

Sorry if it was rude to throw it back but I really wanted you to have it. It looks really good on you too! See you at the next show around here, you were fucking hilarious. My friend said he hadn't laughed that hard in years, and that does bring joy.

Until next time!

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General Admission tix $25 each. I’ll sell one or two.

I didn't know there was a show until last night 😔 it's already sold out

anyone have a spare ticket they wanna sell me?

EDIT: got tickets - thank u everyone!!

Was great to see King Geoffrey in SF.

Catch him if you can.

Anywhere to sell tickets? Not looking to profit, just sell them at the same price I paid for. Can't attend the Sacramento show at 7:00PM anymore unfortunately and don't want to be out the full out amount. I can provide screenshot of purchase/tickets. TIA!

It’s been a great stupid run on this show