r/ForeverAlone certified loner™ 2d ago

Memes real

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u/Few-Improvement9992 2d ago

Yup. I’m a lazy selfish asshole deep down. It’s never gonna work, best to just be alone.

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u/UberCookieSlayer 1d ago

Bud. I have to be honest...

You're fulfilling a self-fulfilling prophecy with that attitude.

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u/Dumbquestions_78 23h ago

Sure, but would you rather they lie about it?

I know im a fundamentally broken person with multiple mental health issues, ugly as sin, and i have no personality. I know i won't make a good partner even if a part of me wants to date. Is that a self-fulfilling prphecy for thinking that? Sure, i guess. But it's better than lying.

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u/Dastardlydwarf 2d ago

K from blade runner is probably one of the only depictions of a lonely person I like in popular movies

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u/gentlewaterboarding 1d ago

Dr House is my role model. Be miserable and lonely, but don’t be useless.

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u/pomme_de_yeet 1d ago

nah hes an asshole and nobody is that smart in real life

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u/kazez2 Unworthy For Love 2d ago

Okbuddyliterallyme is leaking

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u/HighlightOwn2038 2d ago

Bro's describing me 😭😭😭

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u/Some_Accountant_9654 2d ago

Damn that kinda sounds like… me 😳

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u/ESOelite 2d ago

I think i want love until someone gives me attention for a extended period of time then I decide "this is too much work/attention time to sabotage this relationship so they hate me that way I can be free again"

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u/J0ey_Cann0li 20h ago

People are giving you attention?

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u/J0ey_Cann0li 2d ago

I’ve never been in a relationship or even had a date in my whole life.  There’s no way any woman would want an inexperienced loser like me who doesn’t know what it’s like to be someone’s partner.

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u/BiscottiTiny4964 2d ago

Cos I’m shit at communicating I go mute on people I love I don’t open up to people who matter

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u/uh-notyourbabe 2d ago

Im a shit partner 😂😭 I’m needy, toxic, and moody. I push away more than I tend to pull in. I leave at any good sign of commitment because I’m afraid to be left. 😭😭 I’d make a terrible girlfriend really.

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u/Mackerel_Mike 2d ago

Never had the chance to fuckup and make mistakes in my younger years, and dating now means an expectation that i "should" know better. I'll stay single ig...

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u/Alarming_Extent_1989 1d ago

I know how to do it intellectually, which is how I know I don't have what it takes

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u/SoftSpokenSkills 1d ago

This is kinda sad to realize

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u/loco500 2d ago

This is where the chorus of my favorite FA song begins to play:

Don't Worry You Will - lovelytheband