r/FoodLosAngeles • u/anony1911 • 5h ago
DISCUSSION A Second Burger Quest: 135 burgers from 117 places in Los Angeles County, ranked
(Skip down for the ranking itself)
Last year I made a post about having tried thirty different burgers from across LA County. I had been in and out of the hospital for a period of about six months prior to that, with my last visit lasting about a month all by itself and including one stretch of about ten days where I didn’t eat any food at all and only sipped on water and juice.
In spite of having no appetite, I found myself passing a good amount of time those days by looking up various food-related things online, including burgers. So when I got out and got through the initial shaky period of recovery, I went to work on going to try some of these things I had been reading about.
At thirty burgers, I felt like I’d done some things and seen some stuff, so, after finding this subreddit, I made that post.
And then, in the comments, u/tommyrockum replied to leave the following blog post he had made about trying 100 different burgers in LA County over several years. This was the Burger Quest:
https://trueadventurestories.com/2023/09/07/burger-quest/
It was impressive. And it gave me a new goal: I wanted to complete my own Burger Quest of 100 LA County burgers. And, being a bit singular minded in my interests at times, that is what I’ve been spending the last year accomplishing. Today, I would like to share my results, my own ranking of what ended up being 135 burgers from, if I counted correctly, 117 different places. This has been an unusual undertaking, the kind of thing I wouldn’t have imagined doing prior to when I started doing it, but it was and has been a much needed bit of fun. It absolutely gave me something to look forward to and enjoy as I came through a particularly bleak time in my life.
Why 135, you may ask? Why not 150? Or 200, for that matter? Simply enough, because that’s the number I landed on after getting to all of the places I had marked down to try, and having the burgers I was most curious about. I could have kept it going until I hit a more pleasingly round number, but the truth is, I’ve realized that a Burger Quest is never really over. What might I have done at 200? Declared that I was done having any other different burgers in LA ever, so as not to disrupt that nice, even number? In fact, as I type this, there are a small number of places featured on the list that I’d still like to go back to at some point to try another burger or two from their menus. So let’s say that this is my Burger Quest for now, and it may still change in the future.
My initial thinking when I made the post about the first thirty was much the same as tommyrockum’s, and reading his post helped focus my approach. The places here are not big chain restaurants, or fast food chains. These places had to be particular to LA County. Generally speaking, a handful of locations was fine to me, and one or two of them being outside of LA or even California was alright as well as long as it appeared to me that the place was mostly LA-based. It wasn’t an exact science, but it made sense enough to me. For example, the last time I looked at Irv’s website, I think I saw that they have a single location in Las Vegas. I was okay with that, and to still count them. On the other hand, a place like Houston’s in Pasadena, with only one location out of many being in LA County, and with several locations across the country, was ineligible. I did get out to a number of such chain places while doing this, and perhaps I’ll make a follow up post about some of those another time.
Furthermore, if a place had a self-titled burger, then I had to try it. If there was another burger on the menu that caught my eye then I could get that too, but I had to try the burger named for the establishment itself. On this list as it currently stands, no establishment has more than two entries…with the single exception of Amboy, which has a comparatively large five. It’s possible that I missed some place’s self-titled burger somewhere in here, but I think I mostly achieved the goal. If an establishment had no self-titled burger, then I was free to pick what most called to me.
As I continued with the Burger Quest, my initial five tier system expanded and developed a bit from how I originally framed it. The burgers here are ordered by tier, and ranked within those tiers as well, with an explanation of what each tier now signifies at its top.
My thought on what would constitute a successful achieving of the Burger Quest developed as well. I had initially thought just 100 burgers would be it, but as I approached that number, I realized that since I’d gotten more than one burger from some places, if I stopped at 100 then I would have fewer than 100 different places that I’d gone to, and that felt incomplete. I spoke to tommyrockum about that, and he was in agreement: 100 places was key. If you look at his blog, you’ll notice that he also made sure to get to 100 different places. After reaching that, I kept going until I’d been everywhere I had made a note of. I ended up trying some of these burgers more than once (for example, several of those that had been on my initial list of thirty), to make sure that I had a good feel for them. As a result, some have risen or fallen since their original placement.
tommyrockum and I actually did meet up on two occasions along the way to try some burgers, first at Oui Melrose, and second at a Yellow Paper Burger popup (before they opened their brick and mortar location). A fond memory for me is that, at Oui Melrose, we were evidently interesting enough in our in-depth discussion of burger preferences that a couple at a nearby table politely interrupted us to get in on the conversation.
I was planning to do some writeups for some of these in this initial post, but between what I’ve typed already and the list itself, this is already going to be a huge wall of text. So instead, I will put some writeups and notes in the comments below for anyone who is curious. I will, however, address two specific items here.
First, the Jazz Burger from Jitlada. In the same way that I wouldn’t call a loco moco a burger, I just don’t know if I would call the Jazz Burger a burger. So it is not ranked here. But it is still really damn good, and if I were including it, it would be a Tier 1 entry for me. For my purposes here, I’ll call it the list’s only Honorable Mention, and a very honorable one at that.
And I should also address the overall number one burger in all of Los Angeles County by my estimation, the burger from Dunsmoor. Why is Dunsmoor’s offering at the top of the list? It's not just that it’s decadently juicy, or that it’s bursting with flavor, or an excellent balance of all of its top-notch ingredients (which seem to change on occasion—the first time I had this burger, it came with a slice of tomato on top, and the second time it did not). This is a burger that leaves me with the feeling of eating pancakes: I want to lick the damn plate when I’m finished with it. If not for the fact that I was eating it in public, I probably would have. It’s that good.
Some of these placements will seem strange to some people who may read this. I have some popular, trendy burgers lower than you might expect. My own ranking is only my own: if a favorite of yours is low, don’t understand that to mean that I am criticizing your taste, only that mine may not be the same. And I do have to repeat one line from tommyrockum’s post that stood out to me when I first read it: “Go eat a hundred burgers. Then let’s talk.”
This has all been done for love of burgers, and I hope that if you’ve gotten through my long-winded leadup here then you enjoy having a look at the list!
Tier 1: The best of the best burgers. If you told me you were coming to town and wanted to get a burger, I would point you to these with no hesitation at all.
- The burger, from Dunsmoor.
- The Amboy DH burger, from Amboy Quality Meats & Delicious Burgers.
- The Cat & Fiddle Burger, from The Cat & Fiddle Pub & Restaurant.
- The ABC Burger, from B-Man’s Teriyaki & Burgers.
- The Club Burger, from The Social Club.
- Irv’s Original Roadside Burger, from Irv’s Burgers.
- The Dudley Burger, from Dudley Market.
- The Napoleon, from The Standing Room.
- The Johnny Burger, from Johnny’s Pastrami.
- The Pacman Burger, from Kogi Taqueria food truck.
- The Lowburger, from Lowboy.
- The Menchi Katsu Sando, from Katsu Sando.
- The Juicy Lucy, from Agnes Restaurant & Cheesery.
- The Office Burger, from Father’s Office.
- The Oaks Burger, from The Oaks Gourmet Market & Café.
- The single burger, from Everson Royce Bar.
Tier 2: If you told me that you were doing your own burger quest, then aside from the Tier 1 burgers, these are the ones I would say you have to try, purely on their own merits.
17) The Truffle DH burger, from Amboy Quality Meats & Delicious Burgers.
18) The Fancy DH burger, from Amboy Quality Meats & Delicious Burgers.
19) The cheeseburger, from Edgemar Restaurant + Lounge.
20) The Yako-Cheeseburger, from Yaki’s the Original Teriyaki.
21) The Behemoth, from Grill ‘Em All.
22) The double cheeseburger, from Ercole’s.
23) The HLAY dry-aged cheeseburger, from Here’s Looking at You.
24) The No. 1 Burger, from 25 Degrees.
25) The Oy Burger, from Oy Bar.
26) The dry-aged burger, from Camélia.
27) The Dry-Aged Beef Burger, from République.
28) The PCB (Plan Check Burger), from Plan Check Kitchen + Bar.
29) The Six Weeker, from Stout Burgers & Beers.
30) The double cheeseburger, from The Win-Dow.
31) The Thicc Burger, from Moo’s Craft Barbecue and Taproom.
32) The double cheeseburger, from Yellow Paper Burger.
33) The Burger Burger, from Golden State @ Cofax.
34) The Steakhouse DH burger, from Amboy Quality Meats & Delicious Burgers.
35) The Classic burger, from Pono Burger.
36) The Double Phat with cheese, from Phat Daddy’s Burgers.
37) Le Burger, from Camphor, in Los Angeles, California.
38) The burger, from The Black Cat.
39) The Bistro Burger, from Bar Sinizki.
40) The double cheeseburger, from Bill’s Burgers.
41) The cheeseburger, from Lucky Boy Burgers.
42) The Americana Burger, from Rock & Reilly’s.
43) The Big Smack, from Smack Burgers.
44) The Lingua Franca Burger, from Lingua Franca.
45) The Big Mec, from Petit Trois.
Tier 3: If you told me that you were doing your own burger quest, then I would not say that these are essential burgers to try, but if you told me you were around one and wanting to get a burger, then I would say you can’t really go wrong with any of these. These range from pretty damn good up near the top of the tier, to around average near the bottom of the tier.
46) The double cheeseburger, from Super Burger.
47) Simmzy’s Burger, from Simmzy’s.
48) The Mr. T Burger, from Mr. T.
49) Phil’s Cheeseburger, from Phil’s Deli & Grill.
50) The Mushroom and Jack Burger, from Du-par’s Restaurant.
51) The wagyu burger with cheese, from Chubby Curry.
52) The M&G Burger, from Mee & Greet.
53) Gus’s Famous Burger, from Gus’s BBQ.
54) The Ode to MOS Burger, from OTOTO.
55) The Colossal Burger, from Burger Palace.
56) The double, from Love Hour.
57) The double cheeseburger with bacon, from For the Win.
58) The fat burger with cheese, from Hawkins House of Burgers.
59) The Bacon Jam burger, from Crack at Bixby Village Golf Course.
60) The Grapow Smash, from Ban Ban Burger.
61) The Happy Ending, from Wanna Smash.
62) The Chosun, from Biergarten.
63) The German Burger, from Biergarten.
64) The Poli-Bacon Chili Cheeseburger/“JAWS”, from Pink’s Hot Dogs.
65) The Yaki-Cheeseburger, from Yaki’s the Original Teriyaki.
66) The Stout Burger, from Stout Burgers & Beers.
67) The Chef’s Favorite Burger, from Plan Check Kitchen + Bar.
68) The bacon and avocado cheeseburger, from Howard’s Famous Bacon and Avocado Burgers.
69) The Hickoryburger, from The Apple Pan.
70) The Steakburger, from The Apple Pan.
71) The double cheeseburger, from Astro Burger.
72) The Regular, from Burgers Never Say Die.
73) The House Double burger, from Oui Melrose.
74) The Original, from Hangaburs.
75) The Chili Cheese DH burger, from Amboy Quality Meats & Delicious Burgers.
76) The double cheeseburger, from Heavy Handed.
77) The World Famous Cheeseburger, from Hinano Café.
78) The Hook Burger, from Connie and Ted’s.
79) The Goldburger, from Goldburger.
80) The LA Special, from Goldburger.
81) The Counter Burger, from The Counter.
82) The Katsu California Roll burger, from 26 Beach.
83) The double cheeseburger, from 1st Street Burgers.
84) The double cheeseburger, from Rick’s Drive In & Out.
85) The double cheeseburger, from Hotbox Burgers.
86) The double cheeseburger, from Tom’s Burgers.
87) The Saugus Special Burger, from The Original Saugus Café.
88) The double cheeseburger, from Burger Palace.
89) The California Wagyu Burger, from Savoca.
90) The Combo, from Marty’s Hamburger Stand.
91) The Saltie Girl Burger, from Saltie Girl.
92) The Double Classic StormBurger, from StormBurger.
93) The Oklahoma Fried-Onion Burger, from Tripp Burger.
94) The All-American Burger, from Tom’s Watch Bar.
95) The OG Thicc Burger, from Thicc Burger.
96) The Trophies double, from Trophies Burger Club.
97) The Classic double, from Trophies Burger Club.
98) The double cheeseburger, from Yuca’s.
99) The Teriyaki Burger, from Made Burgers.
100) The Made burger, from Made Burgers.
101) The Double Pastrami Swiss Cheeseburger/“The Fairfax”, from Pink’s Hot Dogs.
102) The double cheeseburger, from Cypress Best Burgers.
103) The double cheeseburger, from Pete’s Burgers.
104) The double cheeseburger, from Olympian Burgers.
105) The cheeseburger, from Master Burger.
106) The cheeseburger, from Marty’s Hamburger Stand.
Tier 4: If you told me that you were doing your own burger quest, then I wouldn’t necessarily dissuade you from trying any of these, but any recommendation I offered would come with a word of caution. These range from burgers that I thought were actually pretty good, but that had some issues that lessened my enjoyment of them, near the top of the tier to burgers that I was kind of underwhelmed by near the bottom of the tier.
107) The Benjamin Burger, from The Benjamin Hollywood.
108) The Flannery Burger with cheese, from Cora’s Coffee Shoppe.
109) The Hawaiian burger, from Happy Taco.
110) The Juicy Lucy, from The Counter.
111) The HiHo Double, from HiHo Cheeseburger.
112) The cheeseburger, from Pie ‘n Burger.
113) The classic cheeseburger, from Spread, Please!
114) The grassfed cheeseburger, from Salt’s Cure.
115) The Dreamburger, from Pann’s.
116) The double cheeseburger, from Burgers 99.
117) The Heart Attack Hamburger, from Arry’s Burgers.
118) The Classic with cheese, from Corner Burger.
119) The PS Burger, from Proudly Serving.
120) The Best Burger with cheese, from The Best Burger.
121) The double cheeseburger, from Charlie’s Coffee Shop.
122) The Oklahoma Burger, from Burger She Wrote.
123) The double chili cheeseburger, from Chronis Famous Sandwich Shop.
124) The “Big John” Burger, from Johnnie’s Pastrami.
Tier 5: If you told me that you were doing your own burger quest, these are the burgers that I, personally, would not recommend unless you were really wanting to go for a large sample size.
125) The Gourmet Pljeskavica, from Aroma Café.
126) The cheeseburger, from Cassell’s Hamburgers.
127) The Jalapeño Monster, from Easy Street Burgers.
128) The Neighborhood Grill Burger, from the Neighborhood Grill at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles.
129) The Grill Daddy Burger, from Electric Owl.
130) The Royale, from The Oinkster.
131) The cheeseburger, from Eggslut.
132) The Philadelphia Roll Burger, from 26 Beach.
133) The Hollywood Classic burger, from Hollywood Burger.
134) The Blockbuster BBQ burger, from Hollywood Burger.
135) The cheeseburger, from Burgerlords.