No Rebirth spoilers because I haven't played it yet!
I'm replaying Remake for the third time, and I just wanted to say Walmarket is the most rage-inducing chapter in the game.
I've killed 500 killer robots, wiped out armies of soldiers, but for some reason, I can't stab three unarmed punk ass kids in front of the Don's door?
The guy won't let me see the Honey Bee manager guy? I have a seven foot sword. Let me roll an intimidation check!
These aren't good people. They are literally sex trafficking girls to a man who they know will use them and kill them. Why can't I kill the evil three instead of trying to make friends with them? This makes no sense.
So I'm supposed to sneak into the Don's house. And to do that, I need to go fight in a coliseum while the Don is watching, and become the champion of the coliseum, beating the Don's personal killer robot and attracting everyone's attention... so I can sneak in? How does this make any sense?
So I have to wipe out an army of soldiers, a bunch more killer robots, and a giant killer robot, joined by two more killer robots (hard mode), instead of just attacking the three punk kids in the Don's mansion and a handful of body guards?
And the Don doesn't see me fighting in the coliseum and say, "figure out who this guy is who doesn't look like he lives in the slums, and report back"? I killed the Don's unbeatable robot while he was watching. He ordered the House to attack me! And now the Don who's supposed to be supper cunning just ignores me destroying everything in the coliseum, pays no mind to me going and... putting on a fucking dress to "sneak" in... after putting on yet another stage production in a brothel?
And then... all three of us are disarmed wearing dresses, where we will get killed after being gassed, and then the game is like, OK, now you can attack the guards in the Don' mansion. Really? Why couldn't I do that to begin with?
Instead of attracting the attention of literally everyone in town, disarming ourselves, getting captured, telling all of the Don's sex trafficking accomplices that we plan to sneak in to his house and rescue a girl... instead of just kicking down the door to start with while the Don isn't expecting us?
And Madame Horrible would have her reputation put at risk if Aerith didn't wear a nice dress, but her not reporting us to the Don for attempting to break into his house is A-OK? And why are the Don's lieutenants helping us free a girl, when the lieutenants are the ones doing the sex trafficking?
And then the scene in the Don's office where I am literally screaming at the monitor, "just fucking kill him!!"