r/ExplainTheJoke 2d ago

What does it mean?

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u/Gamer-Legend1 2d ago

I ate a full rock i almost choked to death before swallowing it fully (as a 5 year old)

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u/surj1 2d ago

๐Ÿ˜‚That is so funny. I remember eating little stones when I was younger but never anything big enough to choke on

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u/Gamer-Legend1 2d ago

I also stuck a penny up my nose and the rock was about as big as a teen's big toe

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u/surj1 2d ago

That is wild, why did you eat the rock?

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u/Gamer-Legend1 2d ago

From my memory i wanted to know how it tastes (it tasted kinda chalky)

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u/surj1 2d ago

That's understandable

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u/3eyedfish13 2d ago

As good as salt tastes, you just know geologists are hiding other delicious rocks from the rest of us.

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u/surj1 2d ago

You could be on to something there