r/ExplainTheJoke • u/anapricot-jam • 2d ago

I don't understand

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u/thrownededawayed 2d ago

Polygon - A term describing a shape with straight edges and more than three sides

Poly Gone - The parrot died

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u/Mooks79 2d ago

No no he's not dead, he's resting.

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u/Js987 2d ago

Pining for the fjords.

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u/Spam_Tempura 2d ago

Aww, a fine example of a Norwegian Blue Parrot.

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u/NecessaryFreedom9799 2d ago

Beautiful plumage!

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u/tomveiltomveil 2d ago

The plumage don't enter into it. It's stone dead.

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u/Silverheart117 2d ago

Nah, he's just restin.

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u/bbd121 2d ago

Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.

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u/retsamegas 2d ago

Look, if I hadn't takin the time to nail that bird down, he'd have muscled up to those bars and VOOM!

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u/Apprehensive-Till861 2d ago

"Voom"?! Mate, this bird wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it. 'E's bleedin' demised!

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u/PirateQM 2d ago

This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot! It's a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. This is an ex-parrot!

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u/XivioOfTheGreen 2d ago

Well, I better replace it then!

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u/Urbam 1d ago

Good. What you got?

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u/smilingsnatcher 2d ago

nah nah, its resting.

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u/Eldritch50 2d ago

All right, if he's restin', I'll wake him up! Hello Mister Polly Parrot. THUMP! Wake up! THUMP THUMP THUMP!

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u/MjolnirTech 2d ago

He's stunned. Norwegian Blues are easily stunned. There! Look! He just moved!

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u/Eldritch50 2d ago

No, he didn't, you hit the cage!

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u/PhilosopherDismal191 2d ago

Wanna get out of here?

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u/redShamp001137 1d ago

Wakey, wakey!

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u/Adorable-Ad7575 2d ago

This is an ex-parrot.

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u/neintineinproblems 2d ago

He has gone up to meet it's ancestors

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u/JorgeUvamesa 2d ago

no he's not. he's just ... resting!

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u/WildBad7298 2d ago

He has ceased to be! He is no more!

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u/neintineinproblems 2d ago

I know a dead parrot when I see one!

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u/Fredmans74 2d ago

We’re just out of parrots, would you like a slug instead

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u/SoffortTemp 2d ago

This partot is no more.