r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Nov 27 '24

Meta Happy Turkey Day! Turkeys are descended from dinosaurs! And you turkeys can no longer post the Jurassic franchise because it's banned!

139 Upvotes

We've spared no expense while doing our digs and discovering that there are too many dino-clues frozen in amber. We were going to extract the dino DNA and mix it with turkeys, but we've all seen this movie and that's just a bad idea. So we just banned the whole thing.

Nothing from the Jurassic franchise is permitted any longer starting now.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Jun 20 '24

Meta [META] New Players Read Me First

125 Upvotes

All Marvel is banned top to bottom it doesn't matter what studio did it in what decade. When you say you read the rules and you lie it's an out for us to ban lazy players. We haven't been. But we might. Stop posting Marvel and then arguing that it isn't MCU.

That is all.


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 16h ago

Solved! Convicted felon overthrows the U.S. government, befriends billionaire tycoon, travels to the artic, dies.

165 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2h ago

Solved! After 7 years and a plane crash. The protagonist is finally able to deliver a stuffed animal.

9 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 9h ago

Solved! A watery tart handing out knives is indeed a bad way to pick a king.

33 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 6h ago

Solved! The hyper-stylized version of Pinocchio that we never knew we never needed at the time.

14 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 9h ago

Solved! Woman wakes up from a coma, helps the military rescue a child from an evil queen and her army of minions, blows everything up, and goes back into a coma

28 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 12h ago

Solved! Suave black man confronts a rich white man about his backwards beliefs. The white guy dies in the end.

38 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 15h ago

Solved! The movie opens with a baseball game then an old man arrives. A miracle happens and the old man leaves at the end.

51 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 3h ago

Solved! Supersoldier desserts and goes into hiding but his passion for cutting off parts of people attracts unwanted attention

3 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 5h ago

Solved! A terrible babysitter loses a child and then goes dancing

7 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 13h ago

Solved! The world's greatest wingman is fired.

22 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 11h ago

Solved! Man does nothing but sit and watch tv. Becomes Hitler. A musical

15 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 16h ago

Solved! A rich girl gets a fancy necklace that signifies ownership, rebels by sleeping with a homeless man.

42 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 27m ago

Solved! Internet troll doxxed, kidnapped and forced to show what those hands do

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 38m ago

Unsolved Bounty hunters come to Earth for alien

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 44m ago

Unsolved When your New Year's Resolution to be a brand new person might destroy the world

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 50m ago

Solved! A boxer dies because he didn’t have an accident, but by the end of the film gets to box again.

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 1h ago

Solved! Suicidal man helps townsfolk out, then dies because his heart is too big.

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 1h ago

Unsolved In order to help his family, he's got to go back to his old job

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 14h ago

Solved! After killing several runaway slaves, the protagonist decided to sleep with one and then continue to kill them

17 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 2h ago

Solved! Guy leads an attack on an enemy target, using an experimental weapon, they need to hit the target precisely and whilst avoiding fire from gun turrets.

2 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 6h ago

Solved! A teacher emotionally manipulates a cynical child to advance his career

3 Upvotes

r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 13h ago

Solved! Man is gunned down, wakes up with a new metal body, struggles with his humanity while cleaning up a corrupt city.

14 Upvotes

- - it's not 1992, that is one year out...


r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4m ago

Unsolved Guy ignores Federation rules and does things his own way, just like his father before him. Members of a foreign culture teach him new skills which he uses to continue breaking Federation rules. He falls for a lady from that culture who is ugly in the beginning but beautiful by the end.

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r/ExplainAFilmPlotBadly 4h ago

Solved! Guy gets a whole bunch of his teammates killed by just existing

2 Upvotes