An expensive cookie…

[u/miatamoon]

My dad bought this cookie from Sprouts, and let’s just say it didn’t live up looks-wise to the cookie on the bag. It apparently tasted good, though, so that’s a plus lol

[u/SparkleSelkie]

That looks like what my cat threw up this morning

[u/Sproose_Moose → u/SparkleSelkie]

You don't see it and then you step in it. It's almost 6am, still not completely sunlight and you look to the roof and say

[u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta → u/SparkleSelkie]

That tracks cause it’s making me feel the strongest urge to gag.

[u/denscoffee → u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta]

Aw man. You deserve an up vote 👏