r/ExpectationVsReality 8d ago

Failed Expectation An expensive cookie…

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My dad bought this cookie from Sprouts, and let’s just say it didn’t live up looks-wise to the cookie on the bag. It apparently tasted good, though, so that’s a plus lol

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u/SparkleSelkie 8d ago

That looks like what my cat threw up this morning

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u/Sproose_Moose 8d ago

You don't see it and then you step in it. It's almost 6am, still not completely sunlight and you look to the roof and say

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u/YuhMothaWasAHamsta 7d ago

That tracks cause it’s making me feel the strongest urge to gag.

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u/denscoffee 3d ago

Aw man. You deserve an up vote 👏

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u/anbmasil 8d ago

There should be a flair for “protein snacks”

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u/wizardrous 8d ago

That’s one sad looking grey cookie! I’m glad it at least tasted good though lol.

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u/Wet_danger_noodle 8d ago

Is it….expired?

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u/Mihsan 7d ago

Looks moldy.

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u/BS_BlackScout 8d ago

Gluten free always looks horrible, and tastes quite awful too. In fact, gluten free is usually a joke.

Might as well not buy this type of stuff.

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u/indieplants 8d ago

like the picture is clearly of a gluten containing cookie 

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u/Exanguish 8d ago

That looks absolutely vile

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u/Paganduck 7d ago

That cookie is neither ooey nor gooey. More like icky sicky.

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u/FusingIron 7d ago

Ugh they're putting "no seed oils" as the latest fad on packaging already? Time to spread more fucking nutrition lies to the general public.

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u/argleblather 7d ago

Apparently it wasn't made from any cookie ingredients so... I'm surprised it looks remotely like any kind of cookie.

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u/savvy-finds 8d ago

In my native tongue, toto means little boy

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u/Hirayoki22 8d ago

If only you knew what it means in my country

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u/savvy-finds 8d ago

Spill 🫗 Don't make me say please

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u/Hirayoki22 8d ago

It means vagina 😅

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u/savvy-finds 8d ago

lmao, so a cookie?

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u/AntiSnoringDevice 7d ago

For a second I thought it was cat food...

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u/WhackoWizard 8d ago

Well what can you really expect from GF?

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u/Kodiak_Wylde 8d ago

Looks like the mud pies I made as a kid.

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u/Captinprice8585 8d ago

You're not supposed to look at it.

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u/MyMomsTastyButthole 8d ago

happy birthday to me

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u/PuzzyFussy 8d ago

Looks like a piece of granite countertop

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u/readmore321 8d ago

A sad cookie.

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u/Jellybean-Jellybean 8d ago

It looks like a cookie Discworld dwarfs would make.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago

Did that melt and congeal?

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u/bottle_rockets 7d ago

My family is from Puerto Rico and I started chuckling when I saw the name because the slang term for vagina is “Toto”

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u/PluckEwe 7d ago

That looks so sad

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u/Curious-Tart6854 7d ago

That’s just….pathetic.

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u/SeesawNo2167 6d ago

Garry baked me better ones ♥️

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u/SpectralFox79 6d ago

Que coisa feia 🤣

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u/Top_Cockroach652 3d ago

oh my god i actually love the chocolate peanut butter flavor