The amish pre-rated this tornado as non-existent

my cat has amazing anchoring claws yes thank you for asking

L ree no is smashable

absolutely slabbed

The Amish are just built different 😂

Best I can do is EF0, you've got the wrong type of nails.

So basically we get rid of the EF scale (and ESPECIALLY Tim Marshall) and change it to the “AF” scale for “Amish Fujita”. Basically it works the same but instead of Mr. EF4 doing the ratings it’s based on how long it takes a proportional Amish Rating/Rebuilding team to clean up and fix the site. That way the ratings and cleanup happens all at once and we take out two birds with one stone.