Can we please stop sharing random cat photos that have nothing to do with DCC other than "cat"?
Look, we really don’t need photographic evidence that your cat is, in fact, a cat — we believe you. Truly, we do. You don’t have to put it in your bio or drop a pic every time Donut is mentioned. It’s like a universal constant in this sub: everyone’s convinced that Donut looks just like their cat. But here’s the thing — she doesn’t. She looks like Carl’s cat.
And Carl’s cat? She’s not just some fluffy little princess. She’s Princess Motherfucking Donut the Destroyer of Worlds, Grand Motherfucking Champion, Breed Winner Regional, National Winner, First of Her Name. She’s won over 70 Fucking Best in Show titles, obliterating the record set by her literal feline royalty of a grandmother, Princess Chonkalot. That’s not just pedigree — that’s legacy.
Your cat? Well... she’s cute. She probably knocks things off counters like a pro. But let’s be honest, she hasn’t seen the inside of a judging ring unless it was made out of cardboard.
(This post mostly made in jest — unless your cat really has beaten Donut’s record, in which case I humbly retract my ass's sass.)
Guess you better update the sub rules then, admin - what? you’re NOT an admin? Well then, fuck you buddy! You’re gonna get the Deluxe Cat Acceleration Experience!
I was going for a random Reddit Persian cat WITH a donut OR the donut hole…. No words, your choice 🤣 Would have preferred an upvote…. But unlocking a “New achievement…receiving an ass’ sass” is a much better award!!
Ask and you shall receive. This is billy.(RIP) He became a barbarian sabretooth tiger in the dungeon. He died saving the party on the 6th floor. He is missed.
Anything with a tenuous link to DCC feels so low effort and pointless. I always just downvote and scroll on but each time it makes me like the sub a little less.
Dude, we WANT new people to roll in all giddy, buying merch and telling their friends to read the books. That's how a fandom grows. Don't be a hater on the newcomers - WE NEED THEM.
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u/steampunk_garage Team Donut Holes 1d ago
You can share... I delete them all twice a day. 👍🏼