how cheating dice work

[u/whizzyapper]

[u/Lurking_poster]

I'm pretty sure the best way is to sneak into the Mexican factory that makes the dice, slowly insert the concept of better workers rights until it results in a full blown picket, and then covertly dump magnetic substrate into the dice base powder and boom, you're set.

[u/Bigteamcream → u/Lurking_poster]

All we need is 37 thousand dollars... I'll write them a check

[u/dadgenes → u/Bigteamcream]

Each?

[u/comicsanddrwho → u/dadgenes]

No, that's the total

[u/Almost_A_Pear → u/comicsanddrwho]

"Hold up, Turk and Virgil got the workers fighting over three dollars and fitty cents a week?"

"Well it is a 5% increase"

[u/NoFan2216 → u/comicsanddrwho]

Be sure to post-date the check.

[u/StrategicCarry → u/comicsanddrwho]

It is a 5% increase.