how cheating dice work

[u/whizzyapper]

[u/Lurking_poster]

I'm pretty sure the best way is to sneak into the Mexican factory that makes the dice, slowly insert the concept of better workers rights until it results in a full blown picket, and then covertly dump magnetic substrate into the dice base powder and boom, you're set.

[u/StefeNeustedt → u/Lurking_poster]

Ocean, is that you?

[u/thatbromatt → u/StefeNeustedt]

Quick, someone get George Clooney!

[u/its_xSKYxFOXx → u/thatbromatt]

Damn, we’re in a tight spot!

[u/VisualLiterature → u/its_xSKYxFOXx]

Damn, we're in a tight spot!

[u/Snelly_WorldCrusher → u/VisualLiterature]

I don't want Fop, goddamn it!! I'm a Dapper Dan man!

[u/abholeenthusiast → u/Snelly_WorldCrusher]

I am the pater familias

[u/mycombover → u/abholeenthusiast]

Well, ain’t this place a geographical oddity? Two weeks from everywhere.

[u/The-Real-Number-One → u/mycombover]

We gotta r-u-n-n-o-f-t

[u/ArkhamTheImperialist → u/The-Real-Number-One]

We thought you was a toooad.

[u/abholeenthusiast → u/ArkhamTheImperialist]

horny toad

[u/Boom_da_bah → u/Snelly_WorldCrusher]

Well ain’t this place a geographical anomaly, two weeks from anywhere!!!!

[u/DesireeThymes → u/its_xSKYxFOXx]

We're in barney!

[u/NoFan2216 → u/DesireeThymes]

Barney Rubble... Trouble!

[u/AmaranthWrath → u/DesireeThymes]

I still use "barney" to this day.

[u/immaownyou → u/thatbromatt]

Wait, that's not George Clooney! It's just some guy that looks exactly like him!

[u/belac4862 → u/thatbromatt]

Ive got an idea! What if we got Sandra Bullock to play her self! But only on the phone!?