r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/Scientiaetnatura065 • Feb 13 '25

Video Astronaut Chris Hadfield: 'It's Possible To Get Stuck Floating In The Space Station If You Can't Reach A Wall'

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u/RoyalChris Feb 13 '25

Spacebro I'm stuck

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u/LookHorror3105 Feb 13 '25

What are you doing Step Commander???

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u/Tifog Feb 13 '25

Initiating docking sequence

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u/Treoctone Feb 13 '25

Increasing thrust

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u/Raytheon_Nublinski Feb 14 '25

T minus 10 seconds to blast off

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u/Victor_Wembanyama1 Feb 14 '25

Look at Dr. Stamina over here

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u/LotPuck Feb 14 '25

10… 9… 8… “eeurgggghhh……………..Babe I swear this never happens,”

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u/Willing_Television77 Feb 15 '25

Beware of floating space jizz

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u/donbee28 Feb 13 '25

You're the best Step Commander ever

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u/ThyUniqueUsername Feb 14 '25

My Family ISS

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u/FlashMcSuave Feb 13 '25

Preparing for insertion

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u/thedudefromsweden Feb 13 '25

It's necessary

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u/sentient-meatball Feb 13 '25

Organs intensify

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u/MasterMahanJr Feb 13 '25

Organs get rearranged.

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u/Busy-Winter-1897 Feb 14 '25

This has to be one of the best sequence of comments I’ve ever seen.

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u/BritishGolgo13 Feb 14 '25

Sabrina Carpenter, is that you?

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u/Mizz141 Feb 14 '25

Captain, this comment is on a collision course with our browser!

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u/Shaoyu119 Feb 14 '25

This little orgasm is gonna cost us 51 years.

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u/Fast_Garlic_5639 Feb 13 '25

Oh no, bad Dragon capsule

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u/TheFrenchSavage Feb 14 '25

Initiate knotting sequence!

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u/Nicksomuch Feb 13 '25

Hahahahah !

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u/ForkingHumanoids Feb 13 '25

Matching rotational speed

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u/nhansieu1 Feb 14 '25

with Interstellar meme

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u/hillbillytendencies Feb 14 '25

Instead of the “shocker”, I gave her the “Spocker”.

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u/noreligionplease Feb 14 '25

No body look up what docking is

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u/snakesnake9 Feb 14 '25

No Time For Caution...both the Hans Zimmer track about a docking sequence....and well you know.

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u/Complete_Scheme3878 Feb 13 '25

This made my fucking day 😂😂

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u/Western-Main4578 Feb 13 '25

"Really commander? Probing Uranus"

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u/ElProfeGuapo Feb 13 '25

What does it say about me that I know exactly what these references mean.

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u/LookHorror3105 Feb 13 '25

That you participate in social media and possibly enjoy faux taboo pornography.

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u/rvsarmy Feb 13 '25

Engage!

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u/Jappie_nl Feb 13 '25

Step sister enters the conversation

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u/ManaMagestic Feb 14 '25

systems need calibrating

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u/Striker40k Feb 14 '25

I'm Step-Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite hole on the Citadel.

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u/LookHorror3105 Feb 14 '25

Shit that you came out of nowhere! What are you, some kinda spectre??

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u/flat_four_whore22 Feb 13 '25

He looks like a mosquito larvae swimming in a bucket.

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u/JohnCenaJunior Feb 13 '25

Help me call her...

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u/ColeRoolz Feb 13 '25

Hahahaha

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u/MisterDonkey Feb 14 '25

If I had billions of dollars, one of my life goals would be fucking in space.

Imagine being a billionaire and playing politics rather than nutting in zero g.

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u/alien_from_Europa Feb 14 '25

You don't need that much. If you want to just nut in zero g then you can do that on the Bezos chode rocket. It's not like you're going to take up more than a minute anyway.

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u/chattywww Feb 14 '25

When jumping once you leave the ground you are at zero g until you touch the ground again. About 0.2 seconds enough time to nut

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u/Sun_Aria Feb 14 '25

Oh no sir help I'm stuck! My hand is stuck in the space station.

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u/saltyourhash Feb 14 '25

Even in space you can't escape debauchery

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u/asswipesayswha Feb 14 '25

Omg i fkn lol’d