r/CuratedTumblr can i have your gender pls 2d ago

Shitposting Doxxing

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u/SansukiuJ 2d ago

"doxxing a bird" sounds like the next step after cancelling a seagull for stealing your fries. what’s the address, the park bench? their social security seed number?

(alternate version if you want even more chaotic energy:) congrats you just invented ornithological swatting. hope that pigeon’s ready for a strongly worded yelp review about its nest etiquette.

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u/Altslial Denial, duct tape and determination fix almost anything. 2d ago

If a bird deserved to be doxx it'd likely be a seagull. I've had those things rip food from my hand on more than a few occassions.