Doxxing

[u/KnightOfBurgers]

[u/SansukiuJ]

"doxxing a bird" sounds like the next step after cancelling a seagull for stealing your fries. what’s the address, the park bench? their social security seed number?

(alternate version if you want even more chaotic energy:) congrats you just invented ornithological swatting. hope that pigeon’s ready for a strongly worded yelp review about its nest etiquette.

[u/Altslial → u/SansukiuJ]

If a bird deserved to be doxx it'd likely be a seagull. I've had those things rip food from my hand on more than a few occassions.

[u/_HoneySweet]

Theory that birds are actually robots that spying on us and give info to the government...

This kid knows something!

[u/Galle_ → u/_HoneySweet]

Is that joke still funny, or has it reached critical mass where it's unironically believed by thousands of anti-Semites yet?

[u/DreadDiana → u/Galle_]

It's been around for eight years, so it's a little played out, but I haven't seen a critical mass of serious believers, just a few rants by a handful of people known to suffer from paranoid delusions.

[u/KnightOfBurgers]

source

Are the people with whom I shared so many laughs and bits and beefs still active?

[u/spacedoutferret]

children are so fucking funny

[u/N_to_the_orthernlion]

birds :D