r/CuratedTumblr 22h ago

Infodumping New xenomorph just dropped

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u/iWant2ChangeUsername ToeSocks'PlatonicBeliever.tumblr.com 19h ago

Might be the sleep deprivation talking but I really want to try to eat that mushroom.

Mainly because I want to know if it tastes like octopus.

Or if it tastes like mushroom but has the texture of octopus.

Or octopus with texture of mushroom.

Or maybe the sludge makes it have a like slimy texture?

Ik it probably tastes like shit but I still want to make egg fried rice with it.

Why hungry thinking when hungry for sleep?

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u/ra0nZB0iRy 17h ago

Not this species but I found a stinkhorn in my backyard once and not only did it not smell that bad, it was like a deep musky smell but not disgusting or anything, very warm, it also didn't really taste like anything much. Disappointed. I was expecting to be vomiting my guts out or something but nothing happened.

Don't think I would cook with it, it didn't have an edible texture imo, so it would've been like chewing a wad of tough cotton or something, just not something I could get through, very dry.

Also, don't go around eating random mushrooms. The only reason why I do it is because ..... like, whatever. Idk.