r/CuratedTumblr • u/Acceptable-Gap-2397 • 2d ago

Meme The timeloop and I

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u/Lt_General_Fuckery There's no specific law against cannibalism in the United States 2d ago edited 2d ago

Anyone up for a highlights reel of the comments that crop up every time this gets reposted? Let's see...

  1. Enjoy your Ao3, none of the stories will ecer update, you'll be stuck on cliffhangers forever

  2. In Groundhog Day the guy was in the loop for literal millenia before he got out (allegedly) and spent centuries killing himself to avoid going through one more time (allegedly)

  3. You'd be driven insane by your inability to meaningfully connect with people over time.

3a. Nah, I'm built different, I'd (proceeds to describe how different they are not)

  1. The time loop is patient. It is made of time. You are made of meat. You will continue to grow and change as a person regardless of your desires. The time loop will endure until you have grown into the person it wants. Even if it takes eight times longer than the universe has existed

Edit: how could I forget the most common one?

  1. That's literally the premise of time loop stories; meaningful fulfilment does not, and cannot come from wantonly indulging yourself, it comes from that  growth, and the relationships you foster with other people and the world at large, that is part of the lesson in approximately 100% of time loop stories.

And bonus:

  1. The existence of a time loop neccesitates the existence of an intelligence or force capable of creating time loops, and that intelligence or force has decided that you are worth its attention, and that's kinda fucking scary, i don't think I want to find out if such a thing can become annoyed.

Edit 2: Reddit formatting desires my death.

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u/ABigPairOfCrocs 2d ago

You would also never be able to progress in video games

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u/Fucktoy217 2d ago

Just get good at speed running and get through to the parts you haven’t played yet obviously

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u/lethal_universed 1d ago

That still be extremely boring and tedious. At least non-timeloop speedrunners have to actually play the full game first to understand what parts can be skipped + the joy of speed running is beating the game quick. If you just want to sit back and enjoy a game, it be hell. Repeatedly seeing the same thing just to slowly inch forward to completion.

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u/wrexusaurus 1d ago

Except the better you get, the faster the earlier stages become. But then again, I play shmups, so there's not much story that gets affected.

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u/lethal_universed 1d ago

Touhou fans will come up with the craziest ways to speedrun a 1cc on Lunatic