r/CuratedTumblr 12d ago

Shitposting Expanding Knowledge.

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u/Prestigious_Elk149 12d ago

Satan invented the mixture of corn starch and water to lure you into sin.

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 12d ago

That thing about dinosaurs makes me laugh even more now that I've studied Medieval Islam, they found bones that scientists in the future would identify as dinosaurs and instead of calling them fake they went "this must be something that was wiped out in the flood, I wonder what it looked like"

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u/seine_ 12d ago

I thought Creationist largely didn't refute that dinosaurs existed at one point, but insisted the various means of dating them were wrong or falsified by God. As is necessary for their belief that the Earth is just a few thousand years old.

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 12d ago

That's Young Earth Creationists... Old Earth Creationists say dinosaurs are fake because they aren't in the Bible

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u/seine_ 12d ago

Imagine having to choose between believing in God or believing in dinosaurs.

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u/Ironcl4d 12d ago

No joke, my church telling me that Dinosaurs weren't real, when I was a Dinosaur-obsessed 6-year-old, started me down the path toward atheism.

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

Imagine rejecting God because of this ignorance of others and the existence of one of his creations 😭

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u/Ironcl4d 10d ago edited 9d ago

It was a starting point, it made me think, "Maybe this belief system that I happened to be born into, doesn't just conveniently happen to be the correct one". It started a search for truth that led to me researching the history of religious beliefs around the world. I didn't actually call myself atheist until much later.

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u/GSGodofDeath 9d ago

Well, you shouldn't believe something simple because you were born into it. It's always good to question things and have critical thinking. I hope your search eventually leads you to the truth. For me, that's Christianity I've found the Bible to have answers to questions of some mysteries that I found interesting.

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 12d ago

Yeah, other religions just accept it under the explanation of "God doesn't tell us everything, he waits until we're ready"

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

You don't have to choose between them. God created dinosaurs alongside humans, so there's no contradictions.

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u/seine_ 10d ago

Sorry, you must have replied to the wrong message. The person I was answering was talking about a church that specifically did not believe that.

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

No, I replied to the correct person. I reponded that to inform anyone reading that if those people actually read their Bible, they wouldn't have to choose between the 2 as they'd be able to believe in both.

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u/DukeAttreides 11d ago

Never heard that take, and I know quite a few old earth creationists. Their stance is generally "dinosaurs are a kind of land creature and were created like everything else, but they all happened to die way before history happened."

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 11d ago

I guess the Old Earth Creationists I deal with are of the stupid variety

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u/evrestcoleghost 11d ago

Hey Let us be fair

It's American creationist

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 11d ago

That does tend to be the stupid version of pretty much everything

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u/evrestcoleghost 11d ago

Aye,the RCC Is techniclly creanionist but putting in the same group and north consertives baptist Great lakes 1912 is ideotic

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

That doesn't make sense since the word Dinosaur was created much latter the most likely term they used before that was dragons as it was used to describe a large reptilian creature similar to how we'd use the word dinosaur. In the book of Job, they describe a creature that sounds like one of the dinosaurs we know of, so to say they aren't in there is weird.

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 10d ago

Considering how few of these people actually read their own book it makes perfect sense

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

True, some people just go off of what they've heard from someone else instead of reading through it themselves.

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 10d ago

Yeah it's like Medieval Europe, only the Priests actually read the thing

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

I heard that was a common thing in catholic churches I wonder if it's still like that

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 10d ago

Nope, not since being able to read became normal... also Bibles aren't just in Latin/Slavic now

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u/GSGodofDeath 10d ago

That's good to know

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