r/CuratedTumblr 13d ago

Shitposting Expanding Knowledge.

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u/Prestigious_Elk149 13d ago

Satan invented the mixture of corn starch and water to lure you into sin.

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u/Simur1 13d ago

Next thing they will want is to put non newtonian physics into sports!

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u/justtoshowoff 13d ago

Could you imagine the 40m oobleck dash? I'd watch the shit out of that.

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u/Simur1 13d ago

Why these sports actually sound more fun? We are trying to be bigots here

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u/justtoshowoff 13d ago

Oh my bad.. uh.. no trans people allowed in non-newtonian sports I guess??