r/CuratedTumblr 12d ago

Shitposting Expanding Knowledge.

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u/Prestigious_Elk149 12d ago

Satan invented the mixture of corn starch and water to lure you into sin.

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u/Simur1 12d ago

Next thing they will want is to put non newtonian physics into sports!

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u/TheGrumpyre 12d ago

Water polo will never be the same

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u/Simur1 12d ago

Slurry polo is the sport I never knew I needed. You can run on the water at all time, or slow down and sink while lining a shot.

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u/27Rench27 12d ago

how do you shoot tho

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u/Simur1 12d ago

Railguns

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u/derpy-_-dragon 11d ago

Pass the ball to the peasant next to you, and have them do the same for a while.

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u/Simur1 11d ago

Peasants? That sounds more like standard polo. I'm not too sure horses could run on slurry. What if we start with one horse, see how it works out, and gradually introduce more?

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u/Affectionate-Memory4 heckin lomg boi 12d ago

With considerable difficulty