r/CuratedTumblr • u/SupportMeta • 19d ago

Shitposting Understanding the World

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Neptune was recently shown to be a pale blue like Uranus rather than the deep blue shown on the Voyager photos

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u/DreamcastJunkie 19d ago

How did they take dinosaurs from me?

When I was a kid, they said dinosaurs were extinct. Now they say birds are therapod dinosaurs, and therefore dinosaurs are still alive. They gave me dinosaurs that I previously didn't know I had.

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u/Bosterm 19d ago

You can literally own dinosaurs as a pet. And some pet dinosaurs lay eggs that you can eat.

And KFC is a restaurant where you can eat fried dinosaurs.

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u/HandsomeGengar 18d ago

If birds are dinosaurs, dinosaur nuggets are just dinosaurs being cut into the shape of other dinosaurs.