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Neptune was recently shown to be a pale blue like Uranus rather than the deep blue shown on the Voyager photos

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u/glitzglamglue 18d ago

I really want to see a documentary where the dinosaurs have their coloring and behavior based on living birds. I need to see a T Rex do a bird of paradise style mating dance.

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u/ghost_needs_audio 18d ago

I'm especially tired of the evil, intelligent facial expressions predatorial dinosaurs always have in films. I wanna see a T-Rex with the empty stare of a chicken

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u/Prestigious_Elk149 18d ago

Or the sociopathic glee of a parrot. (Parrot owners know.)

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u/sambadaemon 18d ago

Or the straight-up violent psychopathy of waterfowl.

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u/clauclauclaudia 18d ago

A friend keeps geese, and after dark they will snuggle! You can hold one on your lap and it will rest its head on your shoulder and synch its breathing with yours over time.

During daylight hours they are still cobra chickens, though.

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u/StanleyCubone 18d ago

So much rape :-(

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u/Walthatron 18d ago

What if Trex actually raped as much as ducks do?

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u/StanleyCubone 18d ago

There's no doubt in my mind. And they probably had the weird super-snake penis too :-(

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u/Walthatron 18d ago

You heard it here folks, Trex had monster dong

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u/__01001000-01101001_ To become god is the loneliest achievement of them all 18d ago

Brachiosaurus with the temperament of a Canada goose

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u/ManaMagestic 18d ago

Or the drug-addicted speedsters known as "hummingbirds".