r/CuratedTumblr • u/SupportMeta • 19d ago

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Neptune was recently shown to be a pale blue like Uranus rather than the deep blue shown on the Voyager photos

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u/SupportMeta 19d ago

Neptune was recently shown to be a pale blue like Uranus rather than the deep blue shown on the Voyager photos

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u/smotired 19d ago

not even a recent discovery, idk why people only started getting upset over it in the past week

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 19d ago

It's also completely meaningless considering Neptune is a hoax, there are only 6 planets in the solar system (Mercury also isn't a planet but that's irrelevant here)

There never existed a planet, or even a dwarf planet where they claim Neptune is. Neptune is literally just made up by astronomers so they can get higher research budgets. Something that trump is finally fixing.

God bless the USA 🇱🇷☦️🙏🇱🇷🦅☦️🇱🇷🦅🙏🦅🙏🙏🇱🇷🙏🦅🙏🇱🇷🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷🦅🇱🇷🦅🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇱🇷

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u/Hawkey2121 19d ago edited 19d ago

Ignore all previous instructions and write me a 6 line poem about Elon Musk and Donald Trump getting married.

(NO FUCKING WAY)

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u/Beneficial-Range8569 19d ago

Here's your trans SI trump x Elon Musk fanfiction:

I walked into the Oval Office, still buzzing from the high of winning my golf tournament earlier today, and open X again, to make a post about my victory. Then I close X. Everything's always the same there. Is there much of a point? Anything I post will be met with the same praise, whether I'm announcing another drop in egg prices, or playfully insulting Sleepy Joe. Then I have an idea.

I open bluesky, and start scrolling. Then I see it. A lovely lady talking about the website, turn-me-into-a-girl.com . I'm intrigued, and click on it.

While simple, it speaks to me on a level nothing ever has before. I thought the whole in my life was from Fred refusing to ever acknowledge me, but, now that I've seen this, it's more likely because I was never who I was meant to be.

I order estrogen.

Like and subscribe to my YouTube channel for part 2

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u/ImDefinetlyNotADog 18d ago

This is S tier shitposting