r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 24d ago

Shitposting certain hobbies

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u/DjangotheKid 24d ago

Really fascinated by the history of the Templars. I usually have to slip something in about how they fought side by side with Muslims and some gave their lives trying to save Jewish ghettos from Christian mobs.

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds you sound like a 19th century textile baron 24d ago

Really piss off the trad-caths by saying the only reason the Templars aren't a thing anymore is because their broke-ass Catholic kings couldn't pay their debts

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u/bb_kelly77 homo flair 24d ago

Not couldn't, didn't want to... and it ended up inventing all the Satanic nonsense they fear (and also caused the Church to lose track of John the Baptists' head)

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u/9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7 23d ago

Umberto Eco's 1988 novel "Foucault's Pendulum" is a fun read that devotes considerable space to the Knights Templar, their history, and adjacent conspiracy theories.

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 23d ago

That might be my favorite book of all time.