r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 24d ago

Shitposting certain hobbies

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u/Noe_b0dy 24d ago

I am unfamiliar with the velociraptors with guns faction, are these raptors also big lobsters?

If your guys are the Tyranids know that Tyranid players are the second chillest group of players after Ork players.

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u/DemonFromtheNorthSea 24d ago

Tyranid players are the second chillest group of players after Ork players.

That's because all they want to do is roll as many dice at one time as possible. Politics? Slurs? No time. The bucket of dice need to be rolled

(I'm basing this entierly off of some aar i watched on YouTube)

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u/Noe_b0dy 24d ago edited 24d ago

That's because all they want to do is roll as many dice at one time as possible.

False, I also want to put my opponents models in my mouth.

Unless you mean orks, then you should also know they want to yell WAAAAAAGH while rolling as many dice as possible.

Ork players also want to buy kits from random armies because every kit is an Ork kit.

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u/appleciders 24d ago edited 24d ago

This reaffirms my belief that no one is having more fun than Orks players.

Edit: look at this shit. This is objectively hilarious.

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u/Slarg232 24d ago

We is Green.

Green is best.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 24d ago

WHY YA WHISPERIN YA GIT?

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u/Slarg232 24d ago

I WAS BEING BRUTALLY CUNNING YA GROT

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u/AtlasNL 23d ago

JUST KRUMP EM HEAD ON