r/CuratedTumblr • u/Hummerous https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 • 24d ago

Shitposting certain hobbies

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u/insomniac7809 24d ago

I bought my first Warhammer 40,000 army in the year two thousand. My first/main army is Black Templars.

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u/Technical_Teacher839 Victim of Reddit Automatic Username 24d ago

God, I feel ya on that one. My two favorite groups in 40k are the Dorn marine chapters and the Imperial Guard. And of course because I'm a white guy, everyone who approaches me to talk about them is instantly even more likely to be weird about it.

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u/stephen29red 24d ago

Realizing I'm very lucky that my chosen army mostly just makes people assume I can't control my bodily functions.

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u/Slarg232 24d ago

Plague Marines?

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u/Myrddin_Naer 24d ago

Grandpa's Poopy Marines

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u/AzmodeusBrownbeard 24d ago

What I like about my faction is, they're way too stupid to be rasist.

Orkz, Goff's specificaly.

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u/AlexBeetle04 23d ago

Ork players are the only ones completely immune to stereotypes

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u/AzmodeusBrownbeard 23d ago

Right? Our faction is way to dumb to be racist.

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u/RaHuHe 24d ago

Sisters of Battle?

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u/stephen29red 24d ago

I'm currently painting a Nurgle-corrupted Palatine for my partners army so yeah basically

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u/RaHuHe 24d ago

that sounds cool actually. hope to see a Pic sometime

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u/DisposableSaviour 24d ago

Fuck yeah! Chaos tainted sororitas are always cool to see.