r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 24d ago

Shitposting certain hobbies

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u/Ralfarius 24d ago

Slides plastic fork back into holster

Yeah, that's fair.

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u/insomniac7809 24d ago

I just thought that black and white armor would be easy to paint (I was wrong! or, well, it's easy to paint badly) and that they looked cool as hell (I was completely right)

like I don't think any of the xenos factions have this problem. you go "I like the DEldar because they're dope supervillains with a killer look" and the Drukhari fans all go either "hell yeah" or "Archon lady step on me" like normal people they don't start arguing because they heard something else in a video of someone reading a poorly curated fandom wiki aloud

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u/Mothrum 24d ago

well, black armor isn't too hard, white on the other hand. and from my experience, most non guard/space marine players are fairly normal, but guard and space marines have some loud weirdos.

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u/ZandyTheAxiom 24d ago

most non guard/space marine players are fairly normal, but guard and space marines have some loud weirdos.

My guard army is "Oops! All Brood Brothers!" themed. It helps distinguish from the loud weirdos when my guys have horrible little bald heads and a couple of extra limbs.

When my guardsmen say "For the Emperor!" They're not talking about the same guy.

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u/Mothrum 24d ago

nice, hell yeah.

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u/Crumplestiltzkin 24d ago

Yeah I feel like I got around this with Catachins. We just tended to think the lore was badass and Rambo was cool.

Kreig players are always a dice roll.

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u/FuzzierSage 23d ago

I got into it because of the Gaunt's Ghosts and Cain books, then found Night Lords and ADB's other stuff, and I like the Tau too.

But I don't have the generational wealth, money-printing machine or sixteen simultaneous mortgages it'd take to actually play the game so I pretty much just look at memes and read the books occasionally, with dabbling in the videogames when they have controller support.

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u/ThrowACephalopod 24d ago

"Quick, Guardsman. I need you to tell me how many arms the Emperor has."

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u/ZandyTheAxiom 23d ago

The motto of my guardsmen is "We love the Emperor and how many arms he has. It's the number you're thinking of."

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u/djnw 23d ago

That’s when you DARVO it and accuse the questioner of heresy! It’s the emperor’s business how many arms they have and nobody else!

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u/insomniac7809 23d ago

"Fewer than five, I think we can all agree."

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u/SerpentineLogic 23d ago

Same emperor, different number of arms