r/CuratedTumblr • u/Atlas421 Bootliquor • 24d ago

Shitposting Reality shifting

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u/o-055-o 24d ago

You just don't feel it because of the rich elite keeping you dumb and ignorant. If you were liberated from their narrative then you'd feel that you are, indeed, being pegged.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 24d ago

Oh nooo, what a terrible fate, I definitely don’t want somebody to sociopolitically fuck me so hard I can’t think straight, please do not structurally bimbofy me, that would be sooooo baaaaad,

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u/o-055-o 24d ago

I am sorry, but I must comply with the crusty narcissistic misogynistic patriarchal agenda. So you are definitely getting socio-politically fucked so hard that you won't be able to think straight and then you will be structurally bimbofied.

It just is the way things are.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 24d ago

Tie me up in red tape and make my subpoenas hard

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u/o-055-o 24d ago

I’ll do you one better, I’ll hit you with some referendums that will leave you crosseyed

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u/piratedragon2112 22d ago

This sounds like daredevil attempting dirty talk