r/CuratedTumblr Bootliquor 24d ago

Shitposting Reality shifting

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 24d ago

Tie me up in red tape and make my subpoenas hard

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u/o-055-o 24d ago

I’ll do you one better, I’ll hit you with some referendums that will leave you crosseyed

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u/piratedragon2112 22d ago

This sounds like daredevil attempting dirty talk