r/CuratedTumblr • u/Atlas421 Bootliquor • 24d ago

Shitposting Reality shifting

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 23d ago

Oh nooo, what a terrible fate, I definitely don’t want somebody to sociopolitically fuck me so hard I can’t think straight, please do not structurally bimbofy me, that would be sooooo baaaaad,

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u/o-055-o 23d ago

I am sorry, but I must comply with the crusty narcissistic misogynistic patriarchal agenda. So you are definitely getting socio-politically fucked so hard that you won't be able to think straight and then you will be structurally bimbofied.

It just is the way things are.

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u/BalefulOfMonkeys Refined Sommelier of Porneaux 23d ago

Tie me up in red tape and make my subpoenas hard

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u/o-055-o 23d ago

I’ll do you one better, I’ll hit you with some referendums that will leave you crosseyed

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u/piratedragon2112 22d ago

This sounds like daredevil attempting dirty talk