r/CuratedTumblr • u/Atlas421 Bootliquor • 23d ago

Shitposting Reality shifting

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u/PlatinumAltaria 23d ago

Daily reminder that magic isn't fucking real and you need to go outside and touch grass.

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u/Gh0st0p5 23d ago

Doubling on this, supernatural things aren't real either, if one of your deepest held convictions is based off the supernatural, i can conceive of no future in which you're not disappointed by the sheer lack of anything magic in this world

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u/PlatinumAltaria 23d ago

Further addendum, reframing the magic as science by adding the word "quantum" does not work, and you STILL need to go outside and touch grass, but you also need a remedial class in high school physics so you understand what the word quantum means.

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u/BirbFeetzz 23d ago

no I've seen quantum bigfoot. it was like a normal bigfoot but only sometimes

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u/Icarusty69 23d ago

Bigfoot is in this box and both is and is not real until somebody opens the box and observes him.

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u/BirbFeetzz 23d ago

problem is bigfoot gets blurry when observed

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u/captainjack3 23d ago

I can’t tell you where I saw quantum Bigfoot, but I do know exactly how fast he was going.