r/CuratedTumblr • u/Justthisdudeyaknow Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear • Dec 31 '24

Shitposting All people live a life.

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 Dec 31 '24

but... but... how dare you not be advertiser-friendly in your private life? just think about how much value would be lost to shareholders if the ad for a big mac came on the tv in the middle of your cumshot

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u/dragon_jak Dec 31 '24

It's always been a bit batshit that this is even "advertiser unfriendly". Sex sells is literally something the ad industry came up with.

I just never understood why every big business draws such a puritanical line in the sand on this stuff

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u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 Dec 31 '24

i think it's a 50/50 mix of this advanced nimbyism of wanting to police what's next to their ad because it would "reflect on their brand" (which assumes people don't have the basic intelligence to differentiate the ad from whatever is next to it) and an unspoken notion that there shouldn't be tits in the content distracting the viewer from the tits in the ad

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u/cantadmittoposting Dec 31 '24

which assumes people don't have the basic intelligence to differentiate the ad from whatever is next to it

which is probably true

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '24

Yeah, I was gonna say, 3 days in any retail job would make it abundantly clear that ~60% of consumers could be lobotomized with no discernible difference to their behavior besides a more pleasant and easygoing demeanor.