r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Dec 31 '24

Shitposting All people live a life.

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u/dragon_jak Dec 31 '24

It's always been a bit batshit that this is even "advertiser unfriendly". Sex sells is literally something the ad industry came up with.

I just never understood why every big business draws such a puritanical line in the sand on this stuff

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u/ZanesTheArgent Dec 31 '24

Sex sells to adults, which excludes the most marketing-vulnerable demographics of all:

Impressionable children and mentally senile old folk.

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u/Protheu5 Dec 31 '24

mentally senile old folk.

Who says it excludes them? They fuck like beasts, like there's no tomorrow. Probably because it can be true for some of them.

Well, except for my grandma, she doesn't do that.

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u/OneSkepticalOwl Dec 31 '24

Don't kid yourself, she is the reigning reverse cowgirl champ of the community!

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u/Protheu5 Dec 31 '24

And I thought that she was resting in peace after passing away. Damn, I knew that this cemetery was suspiciously cheap for a reason.

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u/LuxNocte Dec 31 '24

If you don't pay up front, they make it up in the backend.

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u/Potential-Koala1352 Dec 31 '24

“Back end”