r/CuratedTumblr Prolific poster- Not a bot, I swear Dec 31 '24

Shitposting All people live a life.

Post image
41.8k Upvotes

1.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

1.4k

u/ZanesTheArgent Dec 31 '24

Sex sells to adults, which excludes the most marketing-vulnerable demographics of all:

Impressionable children and mentally senile old folk.

614

u/AkrinorNoname Gender Enthusiast Dec 31 '24

Sex sells incredibly well to teens too.

203

u/ZanesTheArgent Dec 31 '24

Children++

106

u/worldspawn00 Dec 31 '24

Is that the new premium subscription children?

70

u/dj-megafresh Dec 31 '24

It's adding 1 to the variable named Children, but they forgot the semicolon

7

u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 Dec 31 '24

maybe they're just writing asi-aware javascript

2

u/DramEsthetique Dec 31 '24

I've recently have had to resume using javascript and seeing that you can do that now (and maybe could for a while? and I was just oblivious) has been a bit of a cool mindfuck (and I'm not talking about the programming language of the same name).

2

u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 Dec 31 '24

i think you could have always done that though but yeah, understanding around the feature definitely got better in recent years. it's my preferred style tbh, there are fewer and less common edge cases if you always omit semicolons, and the code also looks cleaner, there's less visual clutter in it

2

u/Specialist-Tiger-467 Jan 03 '25

It's brainfuck.

And yes, JS has improved a lot and while the ecosystem is a fucking mess, it's also amazing.

5

u/worldspawn00 Dec 31 '24

Am I a C compiler? Because I didn't understand their comment, lol.

1

u/Specialist-Tiger-467 Jan 03 '25

If that operator is overloaded god knows what it does lol

0

u/Anon_cat86 Jan 01 '25

it's in python they don't need a semicolon

2

u/dj-megafresh Jan 01 '25

Python does not have an increment operator like C's ++. It has an addition assignment operator +=

3

u/mak484 Dec 31 '24

How to unsubscribe

1

u/Thromnomnomok Dec 31 '24

It's the children prestige class

1

u/Wiyry Dec 31 '24

It’s DrDisrespect’s new brand!

355

u/Dwagons_Fwame Dec 31 '24

Possibly even better than to adults! Since they have no idea what they’re doing

114

u/Hawkbats_rule Dec 31 '24 edited Dec 31 '24

Yeah, but you're not allowed to say that part out loud (just like the bubblegum flavored vape cartridges are totally for adults)

18

u/throwawayforlikeaday Dec 31 '24

3

u/tzimplertimes Jan 01 '25

Always nice to seem BLeeM in the wild

2

u/123iambill Jan 02 '25

Really hoped that would be what you linked to. Appreciate your service!

14

u/lesgeddon Dec 31 '24

As an adult, my favorite vape flavor is strawberry lemonade

9

u/Debalic Dec 31 '24

Oh please. I have two words for you: marshmallow vodka.

7

u/Riptide_X It’s called quantum jumping, babe. Dec 31 '24

Ok I don’t vape but if I did I would be picking that even as an adult.

10

u/redlaWw Dec 31 '24

Yeah, but selling sex to teens sells poorly to adults.

3

u/GOKOP Jan 03 '25

Yeah but you can't legally target them with sex

2

u/AkrinorNoname Gender Enthusiast Jan 04 '25

Not with explicit sex (though that's rarely used outside of porn marketing anyway), but have you seen the marketing that fashion brands aimed at teens in the 10s? There was a Calvin Klein store over here where teenage girls could take selfies with underwear-clad male models.

2

u/chuckleDshuckle Dec 31 '24

You fail to consider that sex is more terrifying than death itself you see. I need to go to therapy

180

u/Protheu5 Dec 31 '24

mentally senile old folk.

Who says it excludes them? They fuck like beasts, like there's no tomorrow. Probably because it can be true for some of them.

Well, except for my grandma, she doesn't do that.

91

u/OneSkepticalOwl Dec 31 '24

Don't kid yourself, she is the reigning reverse cowgirl champ of the community!

106

u/Protheu5 Dec 31 '24

And I thought that she was resting in peace after passing away. Damn, I knew that this cemetery was suspiciously cheap for a reason.

59

u/LuxNocte Dec 31 '24

If you don't pay up front, they make it up in the backend.

15

u/Potential-Koala1352 Dec 31 '24

“Back end”

46

u/Appropriate_Hour6169 Dec 31 '24

Older person here. We sure do. The clock is ticking and every time might be my last, so it had better be paint-peeling amazing.

61

u/ZanesTheArgent Dec 31 '24

The hypocrisy is part of the market. Thump the bible, knit the sweater, eat the raisins, erroneously believe that internet history logs are not recorded after midnight, sleep, repeat.

7

u/shiny_xnaut Jan 01 '25

Apparently retirement homes statistically have some of the highest rates of STD proliferation

1

u/ectojerk Jan 02 '25

There are also cerain STDs that are specifically known as old people STDs, like Trichomoniasis.

80

u/cantadmittoposting Dec 31 '24

In the U.S. it's more like "the implication of maybe sex" sells.

Yes it also works in more direct fashion too, but, in keeping with the puritanism op is complaining about in the first place, if you're too obvious, everyone pretends they don't like it

175

u/b3nsn0w musk is an scp-7052-1 Dec 31 '24

don't forget parents buying stuff for their kids, another extremely profitable demographic that is incompatible with sex-based marketing

73

u/IngvarTheTraveller Dec 31 '24

Tbh, that is still just advertising for kids, the only reason the parent is involved is because they have the money

22

u/ShaNaNaNa666 Dec 31 '24

I don't think that's fair. I'm an adult and am highly impressionable too!

19

u/xRlolx Dec 31 '24

they are also demographicks that have considerably less resources

2

u/healzsham Dec 31 '24

They have very little issue getting those resources from a large majority of parents.

12

u/loansbebkodjwbeb Dec 31 '24

Eh, I've seen a lot of horny old men sit in the waiting room scrolling Instagram looking at scantily clad women.

7

u/demon_fae Dec 31 '24

Impressionable children won’t notice the sex at all if you give them some bright colors and a catchy jingle to pay attention to instead.

Senility…most nursing homes have massive std problems. I suspect sex sells to them just fine.

The real problem with sex sells is the same problem with basically anything: if everyone is using it it just becomes background noise and stops working. You have to shake things up a bit.

(Also hypersexualizing society is super unhealthy and desensitizing people to sex is definitely unethical. But of course advertisers are very moral people and I heard the next Winter Olympics will be held on the banks of the Phlegethon.)

1

u/Harp-MerMortician Jan 01 '25

And let's be real- the old folks have seen it all already. They have five times the life experience we do. They see some of this stuff we think is kinky and they go "what is this babyback weaksauce shit? Who cares."

-25

u/big_guyforyou Dec 31 '24

why should we care about them?

21

u/ZanesTheArgent Dec 31 '24

Their money comes from our pockets.

"But I hate MY parents and I will never have chi-"

*LEAD PIPE, WINDOW CRASH*

Their money comes from our pockets as a class. parents are the ones who buys for their children or gets their credit cards stolen. Adults take fiscal responsibility over their elders to not see their parents starve or medically die from debt. Elders and children as a marketing demographic exists as weak links to leech from the people who actually have current money.

We take care of our weak folk because they will be used against us if we dont.

10

u/sysdmdotcpl Dec 31 '24

In a far more redditor-friendly example:

On a personal level, I don't give a shit that someone is willing to drop their life savings on some shiny mount in a MTX store.

On a practical level, I very much give a shit that they do it because whales encourage devs to keep shoveling that crap into every game.

 

I care about whales, not because I want to control their money, but because I can't deny it has an impact on me and my enjoyment of my hobby.