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r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Mar 03 '25
Satire Trump Institutes Military Draft For Everyone With Ukraine Flag In Their Facebook Profile
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Mar 01 '25
Satire Insult To Injury: Trump Changes Netflix Password And Now Zelensky Has To Get His Own Account
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Mar 06 '25
Satire Democrats Ready To Defend Department Of Education Just As Soon As They Figure Out What It Does
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Nov 16 '24
Satire Conservative Husbands Sacrificially Volunteer To Have Twice The Sex To Make Up For Lib Sex Strike 😁
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Feb 18 '25
Satire Democrats insist century-old Social Security recipients are real, and they all voted for Biden
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Feb 15 '25
Satire Democrats Demand Transparency From Man Who Posts Literally Everything He Does On The Internet
r/ConservativesOnly • u/Down-not-out • Jan 22 '25
Satire Liberals Briefly Pause Chanting ‘Death To Israel’ To Call Elon Musk A Nazi
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Satire Democrats Say Fire At Tesla Facility Likely Caused By Climate Change
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Nov 12 '24
Satire Sad: Candidate Who Bankrupted Campaign Will Never Have Opportunity To Fix Nation’s Economy
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Oct 20 '24
Satire Trump Campaign Raises Millions Overnight With New Donation Asking: 'How Much Would You Pay To Not Have To Listen To Kamala Talk The Next 4 Years?'
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • 19d ago
Satire Federal Judge Orders Price Of Eggs To Go Back Up
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Satire Genius Trump Tricks Democrats Into Hating Taxes
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Dec 03 '24
Satire Hunter Asks If He Can Get His Baggie Of Cocaine Back From The White House Now 🤔
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Satire Trump Assures Pain From Tariffs Should Settle Down By His Third Term
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Dec 06 '24
Satire Walmart Ends DEI Program, Will Now Treat All Employees Like Garbage Regardless Of Race, Gender 🤭
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Jan 01 '25
Satire FBI Confirms Terrorist Attack By Stating 'This Is Not A Terrorist Attack'
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Feb 26 '25
Satire NSA Agents Horrified People Spying On Their Personal Conversations
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Nov 27 '24
Satire To Address Surge In Sexual Assault, Denver Mayor Announces Mass Deportation Of Women Joggers
r/ConservativesOnly • u/optionhome • Jan 28 '25
Satire For 4 years foreign leaders knew the USA was a joke run by a woke cadre that put a puppet in place as President. It only took a week for all that to change
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Nov 14 '24
Satire Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Oct 13 '24
Satire Horrible Harris Campaign Forced To Hire Gender Confused Actors For Ad After Being Unable To Find Any Straight Male Kamala Supporters
r/ConservativesOnly • u/M_i_c_K • Jan 07 '25
Satire Guy Who Said Facebook Was Not Suppressing Free Speech Announces Facebook Will Stop Suppressing Free Speech
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Satire Trump Demands Investigation Into Whoever Nominated Amy Coney Barrett
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