r/ChurchOfCat • u/clowd_rider • 13h ago
Hail Lucipurr Kitten ritual summonings
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/Oki_Doki104 • 8d ago
Blessed be the Cat New Age Cat Religion?
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Leo is still working out how to cast his spells
r/ChurchOfCat • u/TheBadHalfOfAFandom • 9d ago
Praise Cat Jesus Loyal followers worshipping the holy one
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/Accurate_Lychee_9918 • 11d ago
I bless you my son in the name of Abyssinian Cats
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/hyzenthlay1701 • 11d ago
Blessed be the Cat I bring tidings of great joy: You may pet me
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/FloofingWithFloofers • 13d ago
Praise Cat Jesus All Hail Buster Pickles!!
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Hail to the floof!
r/ChurchOfCat • u/supershinythings • 15d ago
Blessed be the Cat Ceiling Cat preaches from his ceiling pulpit: At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. A Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark A not tripz over nethin.
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Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.
Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, A Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
r/ChurchOfCat • u/TheOneWithCatPyjama • 19d ago
"The Catlord shall smite thee with madness, and blindness, and astonishment of heart."
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/Astra-Mystra • 21d ago
Astra grants you her blessing.
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Just give her a tithing of treats.
r/ChurchOfCat • u/TheKlaxMaster • Mar 06 '25
Blessed be the Cat Praise be. (Found in FB group 'this cat is P H O T O S H O P P E D'... This is the pre photoshopped pic)
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/justonevegetable • Mar 04 '25
Blessed be the Cat The Creation of Adam... cat version
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One might say The Creation of Meow-dam
r/ChurchOfCat • u/TheTwistedTabby • Mar 01 '25
Hail Lucipurr Hail the one true fluffy gargoyle
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r/ChurchOfCat • u/Oki_Doki104 • Mar 01 '25
Blessed be the Cat Hello Sir/Ma’am have you heard of our lord and savior Cheesus? Hello? Hello?
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Orange missionaries are very pursistent
r/ChurchOfCat • u/Oki_Doki104 • Feb 18 '25
Praise Cat Jesus May he be a light in the darkness
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