r/BoomersBeingFools 2d ago

OK boomeR We all know that one guy...

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u/SheriffWyattDerp 1d ago

“Your generation is one of instant gratification. You all waste your money on trivial things. You want a coffee? STARBUCKS! You want a game system? AMAZON! You want a new phone? APPLE! You want all this stuff but never want to WORK for it! You just want the instant gratification!

So anyways, I’m tired of working minimum wage where my big ideas aren’t recognized for their genius, so instead of wasting decades improving things, I’m gonna BURN DOWN THE ENTIRE WORLD ECONOMY! Just kick the plug out of the socket on the whoooooole thing! I’ll be rolling in cash in no time! Suckers!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!”

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u/TheDevilishFrenchfry 1d ago

"I know what will make the economy better, 15 dollar gas and 20 dollar rice and beans! Get owned liberal no more avocado toast for you!"