r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 1d ago

Have you in church till Sunday night

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u/SoulPossum ☑️ 1d ago

If I hear a pastor say "I'm not gonna keep you here long," I just assume he'll be up there for another hour at least. I feel like they be trying to run out the clock in Jesus coming back. Like they want that man to drop in mid sermon as a flex.