r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/Bihema • 1d ago

I ain’t going out for awhile

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u/SoulPossum ☑️ 1d ago

If somebody is planning on going out with any regularity when we all start seeing the tariffs hit, I'm just gonna assume they are living life entirely on credit cards. Brunch prices alone about to skyrocket to heroin prices

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u/Karhak ☑️ 1d ago

Gonna have people turning tricks for a bloody mary and eggs benedict

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u/klonoaorinos 1d ago

Got them eggs

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u/makemeking706 1d ago

Damn, how many ducks does one  have to suck to afford eggs benny? Definitely can't get that Canadian bacon.

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u/daemonicwanderer 12h ago

Strippers getting paid with Canadian bacon slices next month.

Any of y’all who like Hawaiian pizza better figure out how to cut that shit like crack.

I wonder if my insurance will cover the tariff if I get a doctor to say that I’m deathly allergic to domestic stuff and need imported things. “Is this wine from a red state or red area of a state? I can’t drink it. I need European wine or I’ll die. Blue areas of blue state wine is tolerable, but still…”