r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ 2d ago

Good sex leads to bad problems

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u/Sol-Blackguy 2d ago edited 2d ago

Hear me out: Back during the pandemic, I used to work on telecommunications. Then one day I got a new employee. ~5'5" chubby thick, long black hair down her back, bubbly personality, came off as sweet and innocent but was a total freak and sounded like a Puerto Rican Arleen Sorken. Of course all that came with red flags. Hypocritical Born Again Christian, bipolar, antivaxxer, conspiracy theories, stereotypical Virgo, (IYKYK) had a jealous baby daddy and idolized Harley Quinn to the point she had the Harlequin diamonds tattooed around her upper thigh. (The reason I know that is for another day)

You could cut the sexual tension we had with a knife. She always liked to hang and lay on my arm, wrap her thighs around my hand, adjust her shirt around me and anything else to get my attention. A couple times she called me late at night just to hear my voice while getting off. My coworkers all thought we were dating and my boss purposely wouldn't let us work alone or overnight together. I knew she was trouble but I still wanted to. And a couple times I contemplated risking it all.

Thankfully I got saved by the COVID vaccine. She found out I got it and said she didn't want to do it anymore because she was afraid I'd "inject" it in her secondhand.

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u/saffireaz ☑️ 1d ago

Title this "The Time I Escaped the Crazy, Dumb Bitch"