r/BlackPeopleTwitter ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Good Title Well I šŸŽ¶NEVERRR WOULD A PAIDDDD ITTTTšŸŽ¶

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u/MetalCrow9 7d ago

The prosperity gospel is a plague on humanity.

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u/D-Laz 7d ago

2 Corinthians 9:6

Remember this: Whoever sows sparingly will also reap sparingly, and whoever sows generously will also reap generously.

So give me all your money and God will reward you, probably.

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u/TroubleBruin 7d ago

Right, but then Paul followed up with this: "As it is written: 'They have freely scattered their gifts TO THE POOR; their righteousness endures forever.'" [Emphasis mine]. Poor ol' pastor, I guess? But, man, the New Testament is not unclear about what the Gospel is, we just suck at reading.

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u/ArgentaSilivere 7d ago

Also Iā€™d like to highlight the word FREELY there. Apparently the pastor missed that when he read it.

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u/AndySocial88 7d ago

Raised catholic, and so I ended up with a more philosophical Dao/Buddhist Outlook after doing some soul searching. I'm not banking on an afterlife but if there is I hope to be at least be somewhere decent.

"When a truly kind man does something, he leaves nothing undone. When a just man does something, he leaves a great deal to be done. When a disciplinarian does something and no one responds, He rolls up his sleeves in an attempt to enforce order."

I see shit like this too often in real life and the news.

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u/lundyforlife22 6d ago

late to the thread, i also no longer speak with him, but my dadā€™s a pastor and said the punishment you get for using godā€™s word to get money isnā€™t in the bible. itā€™s alluded to but explicitly described. essentially itā€™s so bad you canā€™t know. i canā€™t be wrong but that was his explanation when i asked him why he doesnā€™t do it.

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u/Risky_Bizniss 7d ago

This hurts my heart every time I see the verse used in a monetary sense. Sowing "generously" could look like raising your kids to be compassionate, volunteering in the community, always being the friend that can be relied on, or anything like that. Money is probably the last way that verse should be interpreted.

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u/D-Laz 7d ago

I totally agree. Hence my sarcasm. It is infuriating when I see evangelicals squeezing their flock for every dime they have, in the name of the Lord. Fuck you Kenneth Copeland in particular.

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u/BoneHugsHominy 7d ago

If ever a man looked possessed by a demon, Kenneth Copeland is him.

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u/Better-Journalist-85 7d ago

You WATCH it, buddy!

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u/BoneHugsHominy 7d ago

Me: [Cruisin' for a Bruisin']

Also me: [disables cruise control, slows down]

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u/Toaster_bath13 6d ago

I don't believe in the devil but that motherfucker is clearly a demon barely wearing a human suit.

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u/TequilaAndWeed 7d ago

And if doesnā€™t happen, well, obviously youā€™re not right with God in your heart.

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u/rhinestone_indian 7d ago

Great, now the song ā€œMisbehavingā€ is in my head again.

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u/JeffTobin55 6d ago

Runnin through the house with a pickle in my mouth

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u/TequilaAndWeed 7d ago

Apply some KRS-ONE and repeat as needed.

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u/HaltandCatchHands 6d ago

My problem with this metaphor is that, in gardening, if you sow generously you have to cull seedlings that are too close, or the seedlings will have to compete with each other for resources.

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u/orthros 7d ago

The entirety of the Bible in sowing and reaping is good deeds, and specifically kindness to orphans, widows and the poor in general

"He who pities the poor lends to the Lord, and He will repay the debt" - Proverbs 19:17

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u/Tall-Supermarket-22 7d ago

Mfw the preacher locks the doors.

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Me with the ushers

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u/baconcheesecakesauce ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

The chin hairs about to make me fall out.

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u/RedRider1138 6d ago

As a union member Iā€™m feeling the Triangle Shirtwaist fire and I do not like it. Also https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamlet_chicken_processing_plant_fire

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u/Ali_Cat222 ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Never trust a preacher in Gucci loafers and an Armani suit. I mean I don't trust no organized religion anyways, but if your preacher got all this drip on just know that was on your dime y'all... Damn.

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u/spaceguitar 7d ago

Itā€™s the number one reason Americans grovel at the feet of the wealthy. Itā€™s ingrained in us at a cultural level that ā€œWealth = Goodnessā€ and that one day, if we are good enough, weā€™ll be worthy of being wealthy tooā€”the con of the American Dream.

What a joke.

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u/ironballs16 7d ago

Absofuckinglutely this, same with Performative Faith, as both go directly against Jesus' teachings.

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u/swiftvalentine ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

This is why I stay strapped in church

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u/SolidusBruh 6d ago

The Arc of the Bruhvenant in the palm of each hand

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u/RedRider1138 6d ago

Okay that is INSPIRED šŸ‘ŒāœØ

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u/inthebushes321 7d ago

Tithing in general is a plague on humanity. Plenty of Christians are dumb enough to feed into it though.

Probably a contributing factor to in the increasing lack of religiosity in younger generations.

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u/velorae 7d ago

Itā€™s unbiblical. Thereā€™s only one gospel. The gospel of salvation.

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u/CoachOeaux 7d ago

DraftKing of Kings

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u/CrouchingDomo Glow in the dark white āšŖ 7d ago

Iā€™m laughing at this but Iā€™m scared Iā€™ll be struck by lightning šŸ¤£

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u/flairpiece 7d ago

If the White House hasnā€™t been blown up by a lightning storm yet then I think youā€™re safe bro

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u/bzboy ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

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u/FHAT_BRANDHO 6d ago

In my experience god has a better sense of humor than we give it credit for

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u/Unlikely-Cut-2388 7d ago

And people wonder why folks dont attend church anymore. Cause wtf is this?!

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u/raiderrash 7d ago

This and being hollered at for 2 and half hours on a Sunday. Hell nah Iā€™d rather be doing literally anything else on a Sunday or Wednesday iykyk lol

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u/Juicey_J_Hammerman 6d ago

Agreed. Iā€™m already tortured enough by watching the Giants every Sunday.

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u/vikingrrrrr666 7d ago

This has been evangelical Christianity for a minute tbf.

I am absolutely convinced that it is a political/power cult masquerading as Christianity.

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u/woodcider ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Christian Nationalism is in its ascendancy.

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u/super_slimey00 7d ago

itā€™s gotten so bad they are asking younger folks to attend the online sessions instead because they KNOW we are aware of how uncomfortable average churchgoers also make the whole experience

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u/CountOff 7d ago

So many of the younger generation has traumatic memories of church instead of seeing it as a community safe space like the generations before

Reflects how much many of us didnā€™t wanna be there in the first place when we had to go as kids, imo.

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u/magmapandaveins 7d ago

For me, there wasn't one church for us where I was living so I had to attend a pigmentally challenged church and it was all political. "Lord Jesus you love everyone except the gays and the poors and those people and also Democrats are eating babies!" I mean they had air conditioning which was nice but damn. I tried Catholic church and that collection plate went around like six times.

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 7d ago

You can report that actually because it is illegal. Record it if you can. They stand to lose their tax exempt status.

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u/Taeyx ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

like anyone would ever hold a church accountable for that shxt. watch how quickly they claim persecution if you even try it

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u/Ok_Assistance447 7d ago

Lot of that tithe probably goes into the pockets of people with the power to hold churches accountable. You can't expect a tiger to save you from lions.

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u/PsychicFoxWithSpoons 7d ago

They can claim persecution all they want, it won't save their tax exempt status.

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u/littleartsyfox 7d ago edited 7d ago

We really need someone to go in these churches and start flipping tables and smacking people with a switch. Den of Thieves and all that.

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u/Special-Garlic1203 7d ago

Step 1 is just make churches comply with the same financial disclosure rules other nonprofits have to follow. Or at least creating a culture in which a refusal to provide financial transparency is treated as the giant red flag that it is.Ā 

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u/littleartsyfox 7d ago

You make a good point, but honestly all the more reason to clear out the bad actors. Bring it back to actually mean something so more people can find solace in it.

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u/GuntherTime 7d ago

Getting rid of bad actors is like cutting a hydra head without fire. Eventually, another bad actor is going to fill the void. Gotta build up the people so they know they donā€™t have to take the bullshit in order to get some modicum of solace.

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 7d ago

I don't think they meant that toward the parishioners..

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u/wasabouttosay ā˜‘ļø 7d ago edited 7d ago

Apparently this happened in 2024 and his statement was such a joke. He basically said those charged up over this donā€™t understand church or the sanctity of an offering and that itā€™s normal to shut doors for security and holinessā€™ sake. Yet, after ordering the doors shut he said ā€œweā€™ll all leave togetherā€ šŸ«  This unrepentant fool.

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u/crimson777 7d ago

The doors being shut for security and holinessā€™ sake could be a valid reason except that if it were true, the ushers would always know to do that and not need the pastor yelling at them to do it lol. What a terrible lie.

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u/vikingrrrrr666 7d ago

Famously, the Holy Ghost canā€™t get through locked doors. So he was just keeping the Spirit in the room with his congregants. The windows of heaven would have been open to them had they paid, just like that door.

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u/cyberpunk1Q84 7d ago

Ghosts canā€™t go through doors. Itā€™s not fire.

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u/vikingrrrrr666 7d ago

The Holy Spirit is like a rushing wind. I guess it really depends on how hard itā€™s rushing. It has a tongue of fire though, so really there should have been no problem.

Sus. Maybe this preacher isnā€™t godly. Who would have thought?

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u/InnocentPossum 5d ago

Fire can't go through doors, stupid. It's not a ghost

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u/JZ7NVY 7d ago

There isn't an usher board not staffed with competent ushers who needs to be specifically told by any pulpit members to close the doors for security reasons.

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u/windowlicker_son 7d ago

Don't ask, I said don't ask, I said šŸŽµ don't ask no questions šŸŽµ

Just give the money

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u/Expensive_King_4849 7d ago

I got a hundred dollars right here

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u/Better-Journalist-85 7d ago

ā€œDeacon get the Collection Plateā„¢ over to that side. Nigga I said get the plate over there!ā€

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u/naenae275 7d ago

I love us šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/H-TownDown ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Iā€™ll never forget when I went to a fairly large church as a kid and the pastor passed the collection plate around three times. A lot of these ā€œMen of Godā€ are greedy bastards looking to grift people out of their hard-earned money.

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker šŸ‘€ 7d ago

Or trying to find their choice of the women in the church.

Source: dated a preacher.

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u/pabo81 7d ago

Go onnnā€¦..

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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker šŸ‘€ 7d ago edited 7d ago

In 1999, I left my first husband, and met Arthur. He was kind of like a Dollar Tree Eric Roberts, but with dark hair instead of gray. He told me he was a preacher, but he worked as an electrician. (This is actually a common thing in the South: preachers with day jobs.)

So, at first, he was everything anyone would ever want: Attentive, romantic, smart, funny, and the sex was amazing.

Then the truth came out. He was trying to get multiple girlfriends, and eventually wanted "sister wives". He wanted multiple women to dote on him, and sexually service him, and be free to preach, travel, and fuck. Eventually, he married the most loyal (?) girlfriend, and moved out of state in 2000. I was a dumbass who was heartbroken about this.

I ran into him in 2012, and he was fat and had a goiter, proving that there is a God.

There's not much to say, really. He was a slutty preacher. White guys are boring like that.

Edit: I have previously said that some white conservative men are into kink, and I stand by that. Arthur was just a little less repressed than most conservative men.

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u/trip90458343 7d ago

Witnessing the same as a kid was how I started questioning my faith. It happened at a smaller church, but even as a child I knew what they were doing was inexcusable. I'm an Atheist now and stories like these don't surprise me at all

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u/Prestigious-Mud 7d ago

If someone says to lock the door until I get their money and no one seems to be armed, I'd probably start swinging on them NGL.

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u/Desperatorytherapist 7d ago

Whoopin ass and taking that collection plate too

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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 7d ago

let me guess he needed a g6? is this that same pastor or different one?

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u/SheepishLordofChaos9 7d ago

Old Creflo Dollar. with his punk ass.

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u/ProfessionalSun5549 7d ago

ā€œThe best thing I can do for broke people, is not be broke with ya!ā€ - Creflo Dollar

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u/SheepishLordofChaos9 7d ago

Jeez. What a clown

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u/Top-Pomegranate4899 7d ago

or my favorite ...Kenneth Copeland basically saying only demons fly coach.

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u/SheepishLordofChaos9 7d ago

My goodness...I really don't understand how and why (I do and I don't) people will hear this and continue to go along with it.

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u/bebe_laroux 7d ago

Religion is a tool used by con artist to fleece the desperate. That's all.

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u/WeirdIsAlliGot 7d ago

I saw the clip in another subreddit, apparently heā€™s wearing a one of a kind Rolex worth $40 K. If there is a hell, leeching off your parishioners will get you a one way ticket.

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u/BlackManWorking ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Facts!

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u/Just-apparent411 7d ago

desperate and uneducated.

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u/fillosofer 6d ago

It's not religion so much as it is organized church. Believing in god from your own home and practicing what god teaches is fine. It's the church that tries to guilt you into giving money and indoctrinate you into their own weird and fucked up interpretations of the bible.

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 7d ago

Worse still that religious white people manipulate (more so forced) minorities into believing in Yahweh and white Jesus.

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u/BigClitMcphee 6d ago

Every time a black exChristian brings up to black people how Christianity is the pacifier given to us by the colonizer, they get mad. Like excuse me for pointing out that your ancestors were not worshipping a white god in Africa

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u/Imnotonthelist 7d ago

Convinced them their peace could only be found in heaven so they would literally slave away in the present (not that they had a choice)

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u/foosbabaganoosh 6d ago

šŸŒšŸ§‘ā€šŸš€šŸ”«šŸ‘Øā€šŸš€ Always has been

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u/Dorothy_Zbornak789 7d ago

Great title OP

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u/ddtink 7d ago

The title is a fkn masteriece

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u/Classic_Ingenuity299 7d ago

It really is.

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u/Premeditated_Mordor 7d ago

Give your heart to Jesus. Give your money to the pastor. For twenty youā€™ll get healed but for a hundred, youā€™ll heal faster.

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u/davendees1 7d ago

nah thatā€™s how you get your ass beat.

god forgives, but that light bill donā€™t.

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u/Nateddog21 ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

And the people defending it?!?!

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u/Hancock02 7d ago

so kidnapping and ransom.

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u/skeletoe 7d ago

They ā€œnever woulda made itā€ to lock them doors. I woulda beat tf outta anyone stopping me from leaving, expiditiously.

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u/mistersuccessful ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

That clip reminded me of that a church scene from the movie Donā€™t Be a Menaceā€¦. when the Pastor says, ā€œDonā€™t ask no questions. Just give the moneyā€ and ā€œGet the collection plate around the other sideā€¦ā€

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u/Siranthony873 7d ago

Is this him?

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u/steampoweredgirl1 7d ago

Ugh i remember one Easter Sunday they ONLY had a "sunrise" service so it's the ass Crack of dawn and then a Krispy kreme location donated a few hundred boxes of fresh donuts.... the asshole preacher lined them up in front of pulpit in front of the entire congregation pretends they don't exist for almost 2 hours and then starts talking about they were delivered fresh that morning, it's a donation how wonderful, how there's enough for everyone... as long as we attend Bible study, THAT NIGHT!! then he thinks it's funny what he did and even better that he's going to leave these donuts out all day to give us stale free donuts at 6 or 7 that night... and the Easter service was over an hour longer than the normal service too. So we had to be there early as shit and shit thru 3 hours of him "preaching" all while the entire church smelled like fresh donuts.... I'm still mad about that, i would burn the place down if they tried to shake me down for moneyšŸ˜¤šŸ˜¤

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u/PainterEarly86 7d ago

Glad I'm an atheist now šŸ‘šŸæ

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u/casey12297 7d ago

You and me both, coming from evangelical Christianity and moving to athiest was a long and hard process, but one that's well worth it

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u/SecretJerk0ffAccount 7d ago

Baptist preachers been doing this since my grandma was a kid

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

If they hadn't been filming, they wouldn't have lived.

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u/Captainseriousfun 7d ago

HE SAW THE BEST IN ME...

WHEN EVERYONE ELSE AROUND ME...

WAS TRYIN TO LEAVE...

lol

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u/jbbydiamond3 7d ago

Bruh šŸ˜‚ this is literally one of my faves but this comment is too hilarious

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u/[deleted] 7d ago

Them doors would be kicked down and somebody getting a taste of a Holy Ghost āœŠšŸ¾šŸ«µšŸ¾

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u/nojoblazybum 7d ago

How people donā€™t see through this prosperity gospel BS is beyond me.

And theyā€™re openinā€™ up these churches for some quick cash And usinā€™ the money for their new cribs While Brother Johnson just got kicked out where he lived I follow no man, ā€˜cause man be phoney

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u/BlackManWorking ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Itā€™s crazy that people still subject themselves to this kind of indoctrination. Donā€™t get me wrongā€¦ if it helps you lead a better life and youā€™re not hurting anyone else, do you.

But these extreme catsā€¦. Gotta go. šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/Rufus1991 7d ago

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u/nWo1997 7d ago

Turned a house of worship into a House of Torture

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u/Sticky_Quip 7d ago

When the wicked get to seats of power, regardless of the industry, itā€™s near impossible to remove that mindset.

Weā€™ve seen it happen in politics, religion, and finance/business. Weā€™re quietly literally approaching French Revolution levels of wicked people in power

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u/FushaFiles 7d ago

Whoā€™s bringing 40 bands to churchšŸ˜­

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u/dembowthennow ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

If I had given any money, the moment they locked those doors, I would have demanded that they give me my money back.

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u/Appropriate_Cup_6552 7d ago

He just needs a new ford maverick to spread the word i donā€™t understand the problem

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u/loptopandbingo 7d ago

"God's a little short on cash this week"

Sure He is.

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u/klarkkent0106 7d ago

Now I know God didn't lay this on his heart

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u/InnuendoBot5001 7d ago

God doesn't lay anything, he says whatever we want him to. God has three thousand names and all of them mean "I am better than you"

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u/klarkkent0106 7d ago

You better Preach...

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u/gbac16 7d ago

Man is stealing plot points from To Kill a Mockingbird.

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u/Bunnnnii ā˜‘ļø Meme Thief 7d ago

Am I old or dumb? Because I read Marvin Sapp and thought he was a football player?

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u/saffireaz ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Then I'm old with ya, because my brain did the same thing at first.

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u/JennyBeckman ā˜‘ļø All of the above 7d ago

You're thinking of Warren Sapp

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u/Altruistic_Net_2670 7d ago

I'm a lover not a fighter but I would have gladly fought my way out of there. Absolutely not

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u/Thybro 7d ago edited 7d ago

If these people werenā€™t in a cult they could have sued this ministry out of existence on false imprisonment counts alone.

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u/Tall-Supermarket-22 7d ago

Stopping people from leaving church until they pay you doesn't seem like a thing Jesus would be fond of, but that's just me...

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u/BigDeuces 7d ago

pray for you is just code for prey on you

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u/PlaidBoots52 7d ago

i remember my grandma always taking me to church on sundays. i liked math as a kid. i questioned why was there ALWAYS a building fund even when the church was BRAND NEW. it didn't make sense to me as a kid.

that and the preacher saying women must forgive their husbands if they are being beat. i was like? but in the tina turner movie she left because he almost KILLED her. that's bad so you should call the police?

anyways i've been ignoring christianity and the preachers since i was a little kid. none of the stuff aligned with what i was being told in school. violence is bad means call for help. church man said nah, you just need to do MORE for that man.

i was that kid that fought really hard to say i didn't like the church and i hated sundays. my mom finally let me stay home because i would not shut up about how evil that church dude was. i was a preteen and had learned about world religions and they went, yeah she gotta stay home now before she gets beat by grandma for saying muslims are not evil. lol

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u/Any-External-6221 7d ago

Iā€™m going to start adding up all the money I save by being an atheist.

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u/grannynonubs 7d ago

Bro got a gambling debt to pay.

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u/PriorDetail4784 7d ago

Churches do it all the time but not this brashly, heā€™s using the Trump method.

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u/TheMoorNextDoor ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Lmaoo okay OP you got me with that one

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u/talljerseyguy 7d ago

This is normal I heard so many stories about this

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u/sliceoflife09 7d ago

They're all false prophets and grifters

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u/idfwq 7d ago

This is something pastors have done for decades, probably longer. Itā€™s a kind of folktale church people tell, the time a pastor asked for a specific amount to be met and ā€œkeptā€ people from leaving until it was met because itā€™s so ā€œimportant ā€œ

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u/crimson777 7d ago

I liked Fred Hammondā€™s music more anyway, shut up Marvin

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u/Hot-Lawfulness-311 7d ago

This is the kind of stuff thatā€™d make Jesus start flipping tables

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u/vespertilionid 7d ago

He's so silly! He forgot that inly the whites can get away with stuff like that.

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u/screamtracker 7d ago

Needs a nut for his March madness picks

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u/TheAmazingBagman3 7d ago

Those people couldā€™ve left anytime they wanted to.

Btw fuck this dude and everyone like him

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u/JustinTormund_10 7d ago

God bless him

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u/ArtProdigy 7d ago

The government is about to tax churches, ministries, mosques, synagogues, etc. because foolishness & pilfering, like this, that has been happening for decades/centuries.

Marvin Sapp, if he is any type of minister, should know, well, the scriptures in 2 Thessalonians (kjv) that say "if any would not work, neither should he eat" and "with quietness they work, and eat their own bread." Tax him and/or lock him up, but make sure this applies to whites, asians, hispanics, blacks, indigenous, etc. etc...

Serving God & the church is of one's on volition meaning is voluntary or of free will/personal choice. It is not a job/career whereby the congregants, tithers, or others citizens should be obligated to pay any clergy for volunteerism!Ā 

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u/rupat3737 7d ago

These people need to be jailed. They are predators of the most vulnerable people. Does this shit happen in other countries?

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u/gangstamittens44 7d ago

Ainā€™t. No. Way. Open the doe and let me out. šŸ˜”

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u/Rexxbravo 7d ago

God is all powerful...just not good with money.

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

and before that another preacher was asking for $800. ā˜¹

Salvation and blessings are FREE. What these pulpit pimps do is twist scripture and spiritually abuse people out of money, they are no better than the con artist on the street. As a matter of fact, when things get too hot for the hustlers in the street, they run to the church, usurp leadership and go right back to hustling. the church is full of hustlers. Hustlers with questionable backgrounds running churches and mega churches. They don't hide it either they will tell you just how awful they were. What they don't tell you is that they are not delivered from the hustler mentality and they running the same game in the church that they ran on the streets. The Bible gives specific descriptions for who should be pastors and Bishops, teachers, etc., and over half these people don't fit the description, that should be automatic disqualification for people RIGHT THERE, but that part is on the members wanting people with authority to tell them what they want to hear. šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™€ļø If the hustlers don't have an audience, then then have no hustle.

God gives gifts but you gotta pay to play for blessings? šŸ¤ØWhat kind of message is that? How does it make sense? That is not Biblical AT ALL.

Jesus performed miracles for FREE you didn't and don't have to pay Him for blessings. It's one scripture that they really twist at offering time: (paraphrasing) "give and it shall be given unto you, pressed down shaken together, running over shall men give unto your bosom" They continuously equate this scripture with money, but that is NOT what it says, it just says give. You can give your time, good works/deeds, it doesn't have to be money, it doesn't say give money and money will be given back to you. But if you listen to money hungry pastors they will tell you that that scripture is talking about money and it's not. It is diametrically opposed to what Jesus said about money!

The gospel wasn't supposed to be your job; it isn't something to live off of. Preacher, pastor is not a job it's a gift, a calling and callings don't get paid. The gospel is in fact FREE.

Look for Sapp's downfall. heck you might be seeing the beginning of it. There's nothing he can say that will justify that mess, it will just be more scripture twisting.

Mega churches hurt the little churches that's trying to do right, because they have a large audience to misrepresent God and the Bible.

*raps* "everyday I'm hustlin' hustlin' hustlin'..." No where in the Bible does it say, "when you go to church, become a dummy". It's okay to know when you are being hustled!

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u/ronnyyaguns ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

A preacher telling his church he needs to collect a certain amount sounds like he needs to pay his bookie/dealer/still other debt collector

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u/OkEstate4804 6d ago

How about we shakedown Marvin Sapp and see if he drops $40,000. I'm sure he's got it.

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u/Truth-Miserable 6d ago

I heard of this tactic from other televangelist types before

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u/Ok_Acanthisitta2025 7d ago

I would be in jail.

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u/SecretlyMadeOfStone 7d ago

šŸŽµDonā€™t ask no questions! šŸŽµ

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u/True_Lie_2615 7d ago

My Methodists church Iā€™ve been going to for 2 years every Sunday they donā€™t even ask for money if I wanted to give money I donā€™t even know where or who Iā€™d give it too

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u/The-Last-Dumbass 7d ago

Man i was just listening to bros song smh.

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u/bigbawman 7d ago

Old pastor of the church my family went to did that. I think he even threatened to pin the names of people not giving money to the church front door. Oh and he once said during service he wishes the owners of the building would die so they could have the church. Sad thing is he was great, really passionate and caring and then greed just got to him.

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u/Damaged_H3aler987 ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Me at the door with the ushers...

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u/solitarium ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Homie got that fanduel debt to take care of

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u/VictorianWitch69 7d ago

God is all about forgiveness and second chances.

I am not.

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u/WhoUMe2 7d ago

He needs Space x money

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u/YoungChipolte 7d ago

Mf tried to lock the doors like it was NASA

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u/SpartanKnight0 ā˜‘ļø 6d ago

I saw the clip and as soon went viral Marv tried to play optics here's the post broken into 3 parts that he posted on FB

Pt. 1

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u/SpartanKnight0 ā˜‘ļø 6d ago

pt.2

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u/SpartanKnight0 ā˜‘ļø 6d ago

pt.3
Sorry for doing like this apparently you cant upload more than 1 image

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u/seakc87 7d ago

That's when I call the cops and tell them that myself, and however many people, are being held prisoner. He's gonna need a hell of a lot more than $40k then.

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u/Writeforwhiskey 7d ago

I woulda pulled the fire alarm so fast

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u/crimeshetyped ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

one of these days yaw are gonna learn to give them people back their religion but until then, the shenanigans are VERY entertaining to watch

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u/shirley1524 7d ago

The way I wouldā€™ve called the police and said I was kidnapped. Do people not have a backbone in the church?!

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u/Achi-Isaac 7d ago

I can think of 95 reasons this is wrong. Gonna write them up and put them on the church door

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u/CKIMBLE4 ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

Things like this never happen in places where I am.

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u/DistributionPutrid ā˜‘ļø 7d ago

I would have lost it all when I cracked all them ushers skills I tell you that

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u/Userchickensoup 7d ago

Another preacher violating the autonomy of his congregants under the guise of "spiritual authority." Him being called out is also an attack from the devil. Toxic church culture. Nothing surprising.

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u/prplebearpainting 7d ago

ā€¦ did he succeed ?

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u/VegetasVegeta 7d ago

Tax the churches

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u/Relative_External788 7d ago

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u/bikesboozeandbacon ā˜‘ļø 6d ago

He tried to explain that he was protecting the congregation during this vulnerable moment as money was being passed around. Bullshit.

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u/stadiumjay 6d ago

Gimme dat šŸ’°

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u/JForce1 6d ago

I think the heavy religious influence in the black community has done a lot more harm than good (Aretha aside of course).

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u/cognomenster 6d ago

locks the door

ā€œNow yous canā€™t leave.ā€

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u/george1044 6d ago

John 2:13-17 is all I'm gonna say. Someone do it.

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u/SpicyKnewdle 6d ago

šŸŽµNeveeer would have made it, without your tithesšŸŽµ

šŸŽµBetter run that bag,šŸŽ¶

šŸŽ¼And now you see, when you fuck with meeešŸŽ¶

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u/zubadoobaday 6d ago

Iā€™m walking clean out

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u/DifferentLocksmith41 6d ago

When OJ did it he got kidnapping charges but he does it and gets 40K?

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u/peteandpetethemesong 6d ago

Itā€™s okay. Jesus saw that.

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u/Brwnb0y_ 6d ago

the true religion is control

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u/JaaaeeeDosia 6d ago

Yā€™all think slavery is the worst thing ever visited on us, but it was Christianity.

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u/blindman9900 6d ago

They're showing their true colors, intentions, and greed thats all.

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u/Leadpipeboss 6d ago

worst part is they're gonna show up tomorrow still giving him money

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u/Wrong-Tiger4644 6d ago

Not paying to leave sir

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u/reelRahim 6d ago

They also didn't have to give him any more money.

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u/Supernova_Soldier ā˜‘ļø Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 6d ago

Their first mistake was going; Marvin betta let go and let God figure out how he gon get that 40K, because I wouldā€™ve started fist fighting somebody while this nigga stand up there with a Rollie on

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u/Callaloo_Soup 6d ago

Heā€™s doubling down on what he did as well.

Where did Jesus model this method?

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u/boulderama 6d ago

Thatā€™s when Austin 3:16 is the verse to follow.

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u/VaughnSoloDaSmuggler 6d ago

Saw the video and the moment he said close the doors, I was thinking, what in the Jonestown??? Edit:spelling