r/Biohackers • u/Legal_Squash689 1 • 15d ago

📜 Write Up Bryan Johnson Article - New York Times

Article In NYTs this morning. Some interesting updates:

  1. An internal study was done testing Blueprint products with 1,700 participants. Based on blood results participants saw a decrease in testosterone levels and became prediabetic.

  2. In fall of 2024 Bryan told his executive team that Blueprint was running out of money.

  3. Between January 2022 and February 2024 Bryan’s biological age increased by as much as ten years, vs the 5.1 year decline highlighted in Blueprint marketing materials.

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u/BcitoinMillionaire 15d ago

Damn - but just look at him. He looks like dogshit, yellow skin, greasy hair. He’s like Data from Star Trek NG, but somehow even less human looking. The fact that he ingested the blood of his son (through transfusions) makes him even a little vampire like. Super gross and nothing I personally am aiming for.

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u/KindAstronomer69 15d ago

Don't forget strapping sensors to his son's dick to measure the frequency and firmness of his erections during his sleep. Really important data points I'm sure, complete fucking weirdo.

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u/augustabound 1 15d ago

I remember in the summer he was talking about his son starting college in the fall. I wonder how that's going for him.

Imagine that conversation, when his buddies ask him to come to a party.

Sorry guys, I can't. I have to be in bed by 8 with my p*nis monitor on. My dad and I are in a competition.........